classic33
Leg End Member
Half a degree to the right and you'll hit Pontefract.
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deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
The plughole.
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
I'll bet it can reach Bedford. Just sayin'...
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
I'll bet it can reach Bedford. Just sayin'...
That's right into the prevailing wind, though, and a jar of marmalade's got all the aerodynamic qualities of a brick...
You might have to wait till Storm Jorge is gone, because anything I'll launch in your direction will probably end up in Carlisle...
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
Anyways time to put the kettle on for a 
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
*sadface*
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
Hmm, if I rigged up a bucket with an elastic band-powered propeller, maybe I could float a jar all the way to chez Casa Kempstonian instead?
Kempstonian
Has the memory of a goldfish
- Location
- Bedford
A nice thought but I doubt that it would get here. The sight of a jar of delicious Seville orange marmalade floating past would be too much of a temptation for those poor folks along the way. Somebody is sure to nick it. I'll just imagine you sent one while I open a jar of Tesco's finest...Hmm, if I rigged up a bucket with an elastic band-powered propeller, maybe I could float a jar all the way to chez Casa Kempstonian instead?
classic33
Leg End Member
On yer bike?Hmm, if I rigged up a bucket with an elastic band-powered propeller, maybe I could float a jar all the way to chez Casa Kempstonian instead?
biggs682
Touch it up and ride it
- Location
- Northamptonshire
A nice thought but I doubt that it would get here. The sight of a jar of delicious Seville orange marmalade floating past would be too much of a temptation for those poor folks along the way. Somebody is sure to nick it. I'll just imagine you sent one while I open a jar of Tesco's finest...
It would float past me untroubled
Morning all I actually slept last night
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Andy in Germany
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- Location
- Freiburg im Breisgau
I forgot to mention that I bought a pair of trousers yesterday.
Hugh Manatee
Veteran
The allotment is flooding again. It has flooded twice in the 16 years we have doing it. The first time was a week ago. I am thinking of planting rice.
