Mundane News

[Illaveago]

I saw a huge flock of finches this morning . They must have been hiding down behind our pond when something scared them . I couldn't count them as there were too many of them and they flew fast . Later a small flock of Goldfinches descended into our lavender.They were after the seeds .

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Not as bad as my mate,for a joke he wore his overcoat back to front.Sadly he came of his motorbike.He was ok till a passer by tried to turn his head around the right way.

I used to work with a bloke who was colour blind
We worked in a school and his wife worked in the same school - he was fine as long as she was in work - but sometimes she went on courses overnight and he came into school with what he THOUGHT was a good match of shirt/sock and tie etc
One day one of the admin people had to take his keys and go to his house and bring something different in
After that his wife always left him matching outfits whenever he went away.

 

[Illaveago]

What is it with Country File ? It was so depressing that I turned it off!

Is it in their brief that they mustn't be cheerful ?

 

[Illaveago]

I used to work with a bloke who was colour blind
We worked in a school and his wife worked in the same school - he was fine as long as she was in work - but sometimes she went on courses overnight and he came into school with what he THOUGHT was a good match of shirt/sock and tie etc
One day one of the admin people had to take his keys and go to his house and bring something different in
After that his wife always left him matching outfits whenever he went away.

At least he had an excuse !
I sat down in a shoe shop to try on a pair of shoes and discovered that my shoes didn't match !
Same colour but different shoes !

 

[Ming the Merciless]

He probably wants his tyre in one piece, though.

Would help rolling resistance

 

[Tail End Charlie]

My cat has started sneezing quite a lot, over the last few weeks. She'll sneeze four or five times, then look around as if to say "where did that come from?"

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I sneezed earlier and nearly gave our dog a heart attack. He was fast asleep (he's 14) and jumped up with hair sticking up all over the place - except for one side of his face where he'd been lying the hair was flat against the side of his face; and a wide-eyed look on his face, 'What was that?!'

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My cat has started sneezing quite a lot, over the last few weeks. She'll sneeze four or five times, then look around as if to say "where did that come from?"

I do that too. And I've still no idea where my sneezing fits come from.

 

[mybike]

Proper matcha or sencha green tea. Otherwise, English Breakfast, well-steeped, with a sploosh of milk.

Gunpowder?

 

[Reynard]

Gunpowder?

Yeah. But only acquired on YS. Otherwise it's a bit ouchie on the wallet...

 

[Reynard]

I shut my right index finger in the drawer while putting the cutlery away.

That is also a bit ouchie.

 

[classic33]

I shut my right index finger in the drawer while putting the cutlery away.

That is also a bit ouchie.

Did you damage the drawer?

 

[Reynard]

Did you damage the drawer?

Only its pride...

 

[classic33]

Only its pride...

Home?

 

[Reynard]

Home?

Flour or cooking sauces?