Me neither. Last summer when they were at their height I left some
very sticky iced buns that I'd picked up on a long ride that were going out of date that day (just in case I needed a sugar hit before i got home) on the kitchen windowsill overnight.
Made the mistake of a slight lie in the next morning, woke up to screeches from my other half. Hundreds of ants were crawling all over the windowsill, worktop, sink, in lines up the outside wall. Five bleach cleans later, they were still reappearing, was a bloody nightmare! Took an age to stop them coming in. I tried to follow the retreating line but they seemed to be going to lots of different places. Only the onset of autumn and winter saved me from daily harangues from Mrs T

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