I got called a selfish pr1ck today
Drove into an at least 2/3 empty Wickes carpark today, loads and loads of empty spaces. As I pulled in I noticed I was going to interfere with a guy getting in his car near where I was going to park...so I moved over and slightly straddled two spaces.
We climbed out, he was pulling away and wound down his window and said....nice parking, ya selfish....
I surveyed the mostly empty carpark and retorted...
'Yeah, cos I can see I'm really depriving someone of a space mate
'
You may agree with him...as Catherine Tate says...do i look bovvered ?
Never would do it in a busy car park btw