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oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Well you can't expect the touroids to give up their skinny flat latte with a squeeze. Can you?

And they contribute to the local economy by providing work for the locals recovering their abandoned cups everywhere.

Also the transient suppliers are not burdening the community by paying rent, council tax or other mundane taxes.

A local toll of £200 on every coffee van or similar arriving at the port. After safety inspection that costs £350, takes 3 days and valid for 30 days. Call it a health and safety trading licence.

This business about creating jobs for “locals “ tends to annoy me. In the past before the infestation there was virtually no unemployment and anyone capable of work had a job, sometimes more than one job.
The myth that the local economy depends on tourism is just that created by settlers who cannot think of anything else.
We always did have some tourists but in reasonable numbers which did not swamp the place and were welcome to visit.
 

Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
You mean the LLanfair 400 audax where you get to ride past Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyll on the way to Holyhead and back in the 400km ride.

Can't ride what is my favourite audax as I've got a poorly back so need to find something else to do :sad:

Instead I'm going to try a gentle 35-mile ride to Holmfirth and back, possibly stopping at Sid's Café of Last of the Summer Wine fame, where three silly old men did stupid stuff and talked about their ailments.

I rather enjoyed that program.
 

SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
Moderator
Back from an hour in the dentists chair just got to wait for the numbness to wear off

Jeez - your dentist works Saturdays!

Ours buggers off at 3pm on Fridays and returns 10am on Monday.

(Plus he whinges and whines about being hard up yet owns 6 BTL's and drives a very expensive sportscar.)
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
Jeez - your dentist works Saturdays!

Ours buggers off at 3pm on Fridays and returns 10am on Monday.

(Plus he whinges and whines about being hard up yet owns 6 BTL's and drives a very expensive sportscar.)
When else get you get your crown work done...?

(Not sure how I mistyped that. It should have been ''When else can you get your crown work done...")
 
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Gwylan

Guru
Location
All at sea⛵
No I will not rise and try to explain it.
 

biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
Jeez - your dentist works Saturdays!

Ours buggers off at 3pm on Fridays and returns 10am on Monday.

(Plus he whinges and whines about being hard up yet owns 6 BTL's and drives a very expensive sportscar.)

Waited ages to get an emergency appointment. They cancelled all regular appointments for this month and are only doing emergency appointments.

Can't book a regular appointment same in all the local dentists
 

SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
Moderator
I'm older and I got it

I have now! 🫅

I will publicly award myself the 'Dumbo of the Day' gong. 🥇

Maybe the late night I had last night. ❓

My gong award is especially apt as it seems like a lot of people have bedecked themselves with sashes, big metal thingies and other assorted gongs down in London today; so I am now one of the elitist gang too. Result!
 
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