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postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
Oh dear,what day is it yes it is WEDNESDAY i thought it was Thursday,i have started painting one day too early.Mrs Postman is going away on Friday for a mini arty crafty break.She might need the space in the conservatory to sort out her art worky stuff.Done for today it's only a small conservatory.Will get tidied up in a couple of hours doh what a numpty.
 

MikeG

Guru
Location
Suffolk
......I'll possibly have to go to the DIY shop later.......

In my experience there is no other type, so this sentence contains something of a redundancy.
 

Salty seadog

Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
I may just go for a gentle walk.

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fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Attacked by a bitey fekker this morning. Out of house at 6.30, just opening car and something dropped on back of my head. Wafted it but it fell onto my neck near my shirt collar and sunk its massive fangs into me. No idea what it was, but it squashed the neighbours car as it ran off (I may have slightly exaggerated). Anti histamine tablet and bitey monster cream. Still ruddy sore this afternoon.

Couldn't have been @waspyfecker as he doesn't fly in the dark.
 

Salty seadog

Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Attacked by a bitey fekker this morning. Out of house at 6.30, just opening car and something dropped on back of my head. Wafted it but it fell onto my neck near my shirt collar and sunk its massive fangs into me. No idea what it was, but it squashed the neighbours car as it ran off (I may have slightly exaggerated). Anti histamine tablet and bitey monster cream. Still ruddy sore this afternoon.

Couldn't have been @waspyfecker as he doesn't fly in the dark.

Vampire?

Have a look in the mirror.....
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
False Widow Spider.
 

MikeG

Guru
Location
Suffolk
Attacked by a bitey fekker this morning. Out of house at 6.30, just opening car and something dropped on back of my head. Wafted it but it fell onto my neck near my shirt collar and sunk its massive fangs into me. No idea what it was, but it squashed the neighbours car as it ran off (I may have slightly exaggerated). Anti histamine tablet and bitey monster cream. Still ruddy sore this afternoon.

Couldn't have been @waspyfecker as he doesn't fly in the dark.

You're doomed. First, your fingers will go numb. Next your hands will be paralysed, then your feet will putrify and drop off overnight, and after that it takes a bit of a turn for the worse.

Can I have your bikes?
 
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