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*burp*

Oh man... I can see why that on the bone pork loin joint was just shy of £25 full whack. It was just divine, so tender and juicy. :hungry:

Roasted it on a bed of onion, garlic, bramley apple, prunes and a couple of sprigs of rosemary. And scored and salted the top, so got some wonderful crackling as well. Had it with goose fat roasties and spiced red cabbage and cranberries braised in red wine.

For afters, well, a chocolate dessert thing with the density of plutonium.

I think I might have developed a case of severe gravitational attraction. :blush:

And you know what? I'd quite happily pay the full price for that meat if I wanted to treat myself. It's that good.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Is that even legal these days?
Still legal, no problem there.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
?? I hope this isn't some kind of smutty euphemism.:stop:

That would be enough to get you banned.:whistle:
There's supposed to be a "few" wren boys out in Leeds tomorrow.

Keep yer eyes peeled, it may cost yer otherwise.

"The wren, the wren, the king of all birds,

St. Stephen's Day was caught in the furze,

Although he was little his honor was great,

Jump up me lads and give him a treat.

Chorus:

Up with the kettle and down with the pan,

And give us a penny to bury the wren.

As I was going to Killenaule,

I met a wren upon the wall.

I took me stick and knocked him down,

And brought him in to Carrick Town.

Chorus:

Droolin, Droolin, where’s your nest?

’Tis in the bush that I love best

In the tree the holly tree,

Where all the boys do follow me.

Chorus:

We followed the wren three miles or more,

Three mile or more three miles or more.

We followed the wren three miles or more,

At six o’clock in the morning.

Chorus:

I have a little box under me arm,

Under me arm under me arm.

I have a little box under me arm,

A penny or tuppence would do it no harm."[/I]
 
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