Mundane News

[Reynard]

Neither Ian or Dean start with a "H". Rules them two out.

Hickman, Hutchinson, Harrison and Hillier...

 

[fossyant]

Son's party going well - started around 5pm. About 12 18-20 year olds - not too noisy, but I think we have our first visitor to the big white telephone - been chucking up in our downstairs loo for a while. One other lad is rather drunk and has been bouncing on the trampoline, but we've had the netball/basketball post folded over it - so I went out and advised that bouncing over a large pole might end in early castration, and not recommended at his age...

 

[Reynard]

That's a "like" for the cackle of amusement the last sentence got from me @fossyant

 

[fossyant]

The hot tub is getting hammered - they are all in/out in shifts.

Our poor downstairs loo has never been used so much. Mr trampoline man has a weak bladder, very..... he's been in and out loads..

 

[Gravity Aided]

My state just legalized cannibis .

 

[fossyant]

PS, they are great young adults, all polite... we have about 7 crashing on the lounge floor. My wife has taken the 3 young cats to Wales - I follow tomorrow with the older cat and the family once I get rid of hungover teens.

Been out and told them to re-cycle the cans/glass before they all fall over it in the garden...

 

[classic33]

Son's party going well - started around 5pm. About 12 18-20 year olds - not too noisy, but I think we have our first visitor to the big white telephone - been chucking up in our downstairs loo for a while. One other lad is rather drunk and has been bouncing on the trampoline, but we've had the netball/basketball post folded over it - so I went out and advised that bouncing over a large pole might end in early castration, and not recommended at his age...

Be rubbing it in if they'd to replace it after that happening to them.

 

[fossyant]

A quick rain shower saves the day - it's literally got them all clearing the garden up - the rain has now eased - got all the glass and cans off the floor - more worried about cuts etc. (parent mode)...... as all have no shoes on...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Fourth wireless doorbell in 15 years. It had better work. I paid good money for it.

Nowt wronger than too much ding-dong wonga.

 

[fossyant]

That's a "like" for the cackle of amusement the last sentence got from me @fossyant

I'm laughing actually... they are all great, but after a few too many beers, forget about basic safety (they can get rat ar$ed) but I'd rather they not get cut on glass/cans. I have had visions of a few falling over the decking at the back of our garage - it's only 3 ft wide, but there is an 8 ft drop into brambles on the field behind....

 

[Reynard]

I'm laughing actually... they are all great, but after a few too many beers, forget about basic safety (they can get rat ar$ed) but I'd rather they not get cut on glass/cans. I have had visions of a few falling over the decking at the back of our garage - it's only 3 ft wide, but there is an 8 ft drop into brambles on the field behind....

Mmmmm yeah, plenty of Darwin-type possibilities...

 

[Reynard]

Lovely home cooked chinese tonight...

Spicy sweet & sour chicken shreds, steamed rice and stir fried veg. Made the sauce from scratch using fresh pineapple and ginger.

 

[classic33]

Lovely home cooked chinese tonight...

Spicy sweet & sour chicken shreds, steamed rice and stir fried veg. Made the sauce from scratch using fresh pineapple and ginger.

Just a quick snack then?

 

[Reynard]

Just a quick snack then?

What, you mean you were expecting a 12 course chinese banquet?

 

[classic33]

What, you mean you were expecting a 12 course chinese banquet?

You missed the cuppa.