Mundane News

[biggs682]

Morning!

Are we all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning?

Raring and ready to go?

No?

Me neither.....

I am raring for something just not sure what these days

If i get too many idiots on the the hotline today one of them might get a blast

 

[Ripple]

I look like my photo in my passport.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I look like my photo in my passport.

That bad huh?

Stay in bed: you're obviously too ill to travel.

 

[Threevok]

Got home last night to find the hot water tap in the kitchen would not turn off completely. Luckily, I had spare tap cartridges - so a cheap and easy fix, you would think.

Turned the isolation valve in the cupboard below the sink, only to be sprayed with water from the screw on the valve. This thing had never been turned in 20 years and must have perished.

Turned the water off at the mains and proceeded to remove the valve, to take to the store for a new one. Bloody thing would not come off on one side - typical !!!

So it cost me £1.85 for a new isolation valve and £25 for a blow torch and gas to get the old valve off

😡

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Dentist in 25 minutes for a filling

 

[tom73]

Looking like rain

 

[Andy in Germany]

Took Beautiful Wife (who could get lost in our own street if you turned her around twice) to visit a friend by bike, then came back and completely failed to reach my contact person to enquire about a job...

 

[Illaveago]

Guess what I am watching!

Oh dear! You're not spying on us now !

 

[Illaveago]

Morning!
Our recycling bin has bin out and bin collected !

 

[raleighnut]

Jeez Windows 'update' took ages this morning.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Dentist in 25 minutes for a filling

I'm back, filling not done, dentist was 1 hour into her day & already 1 hour behind, so she's either had a bad first customer or forgot to get out of bed, I declined to wait so back in 2 weeks.

 

[postman]

Lurgy is taking it's toll on me.Awake most of the night cough cough cough.So bad Mrs P slept in spare bedroom.Hot flushes cold chills and five times to the loo during the night.So this morning i refused to go to the coffee morning,i am just going to sit and keep quiet.

 

[Illaveago]

Lurgy is taking it's toll on me.Awake most of the night cough cough cough.So bad Mrs P slept in spare bedroom.Hot flushes cold chills and five times to the loo during the night.So this morning i refused to go to the coffee morning,i am just going to sit and keep quiet.

Ooh! I hope you feel better soon .

 

[Illaveago]

I've just eaten a penguin !

 

[Threevok]

I've just eaten a penguin !

Cold or did you warm it up ?