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[fossyant]

There i was today taking my mutt into the poodle parlour for his haircut when i spotted my old car i sold 2 months ago being driven. Then 2 hours later when i went to pick mutt up the same car passed again at the same spot.

SPOOKY

You didn't call the car Christine ?

 

[EltonFrog]

I’ve just got back from the Trek shop in Milton Keynes. It was nearly an expensive visit.

 

[Andy in Germany]

We're supposed to be going to Aldi in the next town soon, but we're waiting until the rain stops.

I'm not sure I can bear this suspense much longer.

 

[classic33]

I did it was on the back on the car now it's on charge, which considering the cost you would have thought they would have filled the battery up

One of those bikes from Yorkshire then.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

One of those bikes from Yorkshire then.

No I ventured all the way down to Hertfordshire, saved £300 for £30 of dinosaur remains, luckily they didn't have a shop over the hill on the darkside.

 

[classic33]

On the bus earlier, headed home, half a dozen strippers were at the roadside.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

On the bus earlier, headed home, half a dozen strippers were at the roadside.

Don't often get Zebra's round your way normally

 

[Andy in Germany]

Ja, Andy in Deutschland, das tut es.

Außer das man davon lernt...

Wir mögen aus der Geschichte lernen, aber wir haben offensichtlich immer noch unsere Fehleinschätzungen. Offensichtlich.

Interesting to see the 'Likes' on this. Does this give a clue to the hidden German speakers on here?

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Interesting to see the 'Likes' on this. Does this give a clue to the hidden German speakers on here?

Not German for me (since school many years ago), Google Translate was my friend. My OCD kicked in, "I have to know what it says!!!"

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Not German for me (since school many years ago), Google Translate was my friend. My OCD kicked in, "I have to know what it says!!!"

(I know how crap Google Translate can be though...)

 

[classic33]

I've just had a "Like" from @raleighnut: Stand down the search parties.

Put those matches away, @classic33. I can see you over there...

Matches! I use battery acid.

 

[classic33]

I have to report it went well, I didn't break anything BUT we do need to replace things soon so Maz is gonna order the bits before 'brexit' causes the price to rocket (It is a 'Franco-Belge' Stove)

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[classic33]

Don't often get Zebra's round your way normally

Nor half a dozen strippers on a damp afternoon in October.

 

[tyred]

I spent most of today working on my Raleigh Pioneer singlespeed project, then washed and hoovered the car, done some washing, made myself a bacon sandwich and am now relaxing with a bottle of beer.

Edit: typo

 

[Andy in Germany]

...washed and hovered the car...

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