Mundane News

[postman]

Yes tonight after a busy day doing our homework after leaving the in laws.A special fried rice with sweet and sour sauce.Followed by a magnum.Just finished my second bottle of Spitfire ale ,I fancy a third sadly not got anymore.

 

[classic33]

There's a fight in progress at a "party" in a nearby house/garden. Think drink may have had some part to play in it.

First police car is outside now.

 

[DCLane]

@classic33 - there'll be a few this weekend with the weather and gatherings. The West Yorkshire police helicopter's been zooming about all evening near me.

 

[Jenkins]

So much for having a lie in this morning - I must have forgotten to switch of my body clock's alarm after 7 days of early shifts. Admittedly all I did when I woke up was to put the radio on and listen to Radcliffe & Maconie for half an hour before I got up, set a load of washing in motion, made a coffee and went back to bed for another 45 minutes. Before I went out at just after 10:30 I'd got two loads of washing done and on the line to dry.

 

[Reynard]

I think I'll stick to a and the very last mince pie of my stash.

Don't think that will attract the attention of Plod, will it?

 

[Illaveago]

I was just saying to my wife . How many modern cars could the driver get out through the passenger door ?
I couldn't in my Jag .

 

[Jenkins]

When I got home this afternoon, there was a missed call from my mum showing on my landline (kept only because mum & stepfather don't do mobiles), but when I rang back her number was engaged - as it has been ever since. I'm now going to have to go round there on Sunday to see if they've not hung up correctly or accidentally disconnected the plug.

 

[classic33]

@classic33 - there'll be a few this weekend with the weather and gatherings. The West Yorkshire police helicopter's been zooming about all evening near me.

There were half a dozen "new cars" on the street, all now gone. And a strange silence outside now.

Police have better things than this to deal with. Idiots who can't hold their drink, at an illegal gathering.

 

[classic33]

I think I'll stick to a and the very last mince pie of my stash.

Don't think that will attract the attention of Plod, will it?

If they've the thermal camera on you, just put your hands up. After you've finished the mince pie.

 

[Reynard]

If they've the thermal camera on you, just put your hands up. After you've finished the mince pie.

Mince pie is long gone now

 

[classic33]

Mince pie is long gone now

Destroyed any evidence then?

 

[Reynard]

Destroyed any evidence then?

Indeed I have.

And the box has gone into the fire.

 

[classic33]

Indeed I have.

And the box has gone into the fire.

You should be safe then.

 

[Reynard]

You should be safe then.

Whew!

 

[classic33]

Whew!

There's no evidence left to find is there?