DCLane
Found in the Yorkshire hills ...
- Location
- Dewsbury, West Yorkshire
Emergency plumber is here because of a water leak. My house is starting to resemble a Swiss cheese, but at least he's found the leak.

I've never been approached by the Poo Monitor to ask the question.
Personally, I take 4.
Think I might do this over the next couple of days to help keep me coolHe also normally had a bandana round his neck which on a hot day I would soak in water to help him stay cooler

If anyone is wondering what that rrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is, that's Madam.
I'm sat at my desk, and I can hear her purring all the way across the room. That cone is like one of those sound mirrors built on the south coast! Unsurprising really, given it's semi-rigid and parabolic in shape.
This is a totally unintended consequence of a Lexi-proof buster collar.![]()
Community wardens* will ask if they see your dog going and you not making any attempt to clear up afterwards.
*Assuming they're out and about.
Think I might do this over the next couple of days to help keep me cool![]()