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Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
Good morning from Suffolk where it keeps changing from overcast to sunny and back again. Coffee has been had and the bin has been emptied and needs retrieving.

For the third morning running i can hear in the distance one of those two stroke strimmer/brush cutter type things being used, but rather than running it at a steady speed, the operator seems to be constantly pressing and releasing the power switch thingie revving it like a teenager on their first moped.
 

biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
First two cuppas went down well.
As did a toasted crust and some red jam.
Food delivery is running late
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
For the third morning running i can hear in the distance one of those two stroke strimmer/brush cutter type things being used, but rather than running it at a steady speed, the operator seems to be constantly pressing and releasing the power switch thingie revving it like a teenager on their first moped.
On school days, the caretaker of the primary school over the way gets his leaf blower thingy out and gives it a good session around the playground. I have no idea why or how those things manage to make so much noise.

Other features of the local soundscape include low-flying planes on their approach to Heathrow. They tend to use a lower (and therefore louder) flightpath when there's cloud cover. Also, the slightly haunting bib-bib-bib of the kidnapped Lime bike. The local kids (and the not-so-young) have learnt a technique for unlocking the hire bikes. The bikes refuse to engage their motors and give out a bib-bib distress call. They slowly come into earshot and continue getting louder and louder while the bike is in motion. This is more of a weekend phenomenon because the kids are all busy teaching themselves bicycle abduction techniques in their leaf-free playgrounds.
 
Justin Roll Out for the BBC is a right Prophet of Doom! He gets so excited if he has some bad news to tell us!
We are all Doomed!
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Warm and sticky out. WFH today so lunch break was to go over the fence onto the field and cut down some of the brambles and nettles as they have a habit of invading our garden. The cat run needed a good chop, as quite a few nettles had encroached into it. These have been chopped and removed. Nettles are one of those things that push through any ground covering, so I just keep on top of it. I was instructed not to chop the blackberry bushes though - should make easy picking in a month or so.

It's not our land but there is a field, then an embankment that rises to our houses. The council have given up on the field (used to be a school football pitch), so one of the neighbours runs over the 'walking path' around the edge with his mower once in a while to keep it useable. The embankment is covered in blackberries and also self seeded cherry trees which I've had to keep under control for the last 30 years as they can get huge - all started from one small tree, that then completely coverer our garden. We chopped that down, but have many others to keep the height in check.
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
I have just taken a phone call from the daughter of one of my Royal Mail pals.He is 90,so last Friday he decided to whitewash the outside of his greenhouse.Yes in that heat.At 18-30 that night she came to visit,they live in the same street.He was not in the house,he was collapsed on his hammock in the back garden no hat and ill,ambulance was called his temperature was 41*,he was taken to hospital,after a day he was sent home,sadly he is now back in.He has an infection of some sort.I am surprised he has survived he must have baked himself and his brain.
 
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