The final, final, deadline for students on my module plus one I'm looking after, is in 10 minutes' time.
Cue the final scramble from nine students on my module of 100 who struggle to manage their time despite using a week extra ... Oh, and I've had two with a 'crisis' in the last 15 minutes as well. The other module has about 20 to submit of 300+
Thing is, I guessed who the ones struggling to meet the deadline would be as they're always late anyway, whereas most of those who submitted early are prepared and organised. Oh, and more employable.
I would have liked to reply along those lines, but could not think quickly enough.
It was the window cleaner who asked me that. I had not seen him for a while, and wanted to explain why, so told him about my cancer diagnosis.
What could I say? "At night I glow in the dark."
Or "Yes, my cats now have eighteen half lives."
If someone asks me if I smoke, my response is, "No, I just go curly at the edges."
In an hours time I will have been married for Fifty Three years, that calls for a drink I think.
Two evening cuppas went down well pretty sure means I will be getting up a few times during the night 😉

In an hours time I will have been married for Fifty Three years, that calls for a drink I think.

Sounds as though it could be painfull.Tie a knot in it!![]()
In an hours time I will have been married for Fifty Three years, that calls for a drink I think.