Since I finished my course of radiotherapy and chemotherapy about 2 weeks ago, I still get alerts for my patient transport into the hospital, and yesterday afternoon someone arrived at my front door to collect me. I've tried 3 times to get them to understand that I no longer have any regular hospital visits, but this apparently involves something very complicated and way beyond call-handler competence. Should I try a 4th time, knowing that it won't make the slightest bit of difference?
I'm refining my football theories. The first works by asking the question ''Is it joined up football?'' And much of the time, it isn't. This leads to defeats.
The second theory is based on blue spectrum blindness. When a white player passes the ball to another white player, some players fail to see the blue player in the way. This happened regularly last night when a white team played a blue team. Footballers should be tested for colour blindness.