Musician Jokes

I'll start:

How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six - one to do it and five to stand around saying how much better they could have done it.

Folksingers?

Six again - one to do it and five to sing about how great the old one was.

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.


Any others, preferably not quite so old?:smile:
 

ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
What do you call someone who hangs about with musicians?

A drummer...
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
Group of people sat in a pub one night and they decide to have a sing-song. The piano is locked so one of them asks the landlord for the key, he tells them that unfortunately he's lost the key so the same guy ask if he's got a banjo. One of the other lads says to him 'you're quite a talent if you can play piano and banjo' and the guy says 'oh I don't play banjo but if he had one I could use it to smash the lock off the piano'
 

Dan B

Disengaged member
How can you tell when there's a singer at the door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in
 

palinurus

Legendary Member
Location
Watford
A father asked his son what he wanted for his 21st birthday, son replies "I'd like a bass guitar and an amplifier"

The father buys the gear and also books a course of 10 lessons.

The son returns from his first lesson, his father asks him how it went and the son tells him how he learned the first five notes on the E string.

After the next lesson the son reports that he was taught the first five notes on the A string.

The following week the son returns home at 2 am, reeking of beer and cigarettes, his father asks him how the lesson went.

"I couldn't make my lesson dad, I've been getting so much work"
 

tdr1nka

Taking the biscuit
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What is the difference between a drummer and a pair of Hush Puppies?

Hush Puppies buck up your feet!
 
A man walking along a mountain road comes round a corner to see another guy looking off the side of the road into a ravine crying.

The first man says “what’s wrong?”

The second guy answers “A coach full of Banjo players, just went over the edge and they’ve all been killed”

The first man says “why are you crying then?”

To which the second guy answers “there was a spare seat.”
 
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