My bastard ex-mate

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[Andrew_Culture]

Ha, all I get is whatever survives my morning commute!

 

[wanda2010]

Your ex-mate's selection is 25p cheaper than at my place of work. I wonder if they cut the bacon rasher in half to make more pennies too.

 

[mattobrien]

Not to worry, it's probably all horse meat anyway. Especially the mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, eggs and hash browns.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 2300747, member: 1314"]
Subject: Today's Breakfast Special

Five item Full English - £2.50

Choose from:

Sausage
Bacon
Mushroom
Tomato
Baked Beans
Scrambled Eggs
Mini Hash Browns

Vegetarian Sausage
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Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

 

[Crackle]

Ha, all I get is whatever survives my morning commute!

Squirrel?

 

[ianrauk]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

Vernon, please tell me you haven't polished one of those off?
I'm a greedy gannet but even looking at that makes me feel full up.

 

[EltonFrog]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

Please tell me that's a joke! I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at that! At least its got three of your five a day.

 

[green1]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

 

[MossCommuter]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

There must be nearly enough for two there

 

[Scoosh]

Can your not-sure-if-he-is-still-a-mate not get you a job there too ?

 

[vernon]

Vernon, please tell me you haven't polished one of those off?
I'm a greedy gannet but even looking at that makes me feel full up.

Nah. I have doubts about my current capacity to take one on.

Last year I took on an Akhbar's challenge in Leeds in the presence of CharlieB after a Chumbawamba gig. I was successful and got a free icecream - you used to get the meal free. Still, it was no match for my personal best of sixteen pints three curries and nineteen chappaties when I was a rugby playing gourmand.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

See? This is rather unfair!! You get all those 'likes' for this plate and they are picking on me for one bl**dy coffee and walnuts slice!!

 

[redcard]

Could do with a few more mushrooms on there

 

[phil_hg_uk]

There must be nearly enough for two there

Not if one of them is vernon and the other is potsy