My bastard ex-mate

[bainy16]

NOW THIS IS A PROPER BREAKFAST
FACES CAFE CHILDS BREAKFAST CHALLENGE
6 Fried Eggs, 8 Egg Cheese and Potato Omelette, 12 Rashers of Bacon, 12 Sausages, Chips, Mushrooms, 6 Hash Browns, 6 Black Pudding, Beans, Tomatoes, 4 slices of Bread and Butter, 4 slices of Fried Bread and 4 slices of Toast.
JUST £15 - or eat it without help within 60 minutes and get your money back!!!

 

[Brandane]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

"Finally, Sir; a wafer thin mint?".......

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'd need some marmalade with the toast. Just wrong not having marmalade for breakfast

 

[cyberknight]

Ha, all I get is whatever survives my morning commute!

I had 2 pieces of bread and jam, followed by a cereal bar when i got to work.

 

[GM]

NOW THIS IS A PROPER BREAKFAST
FACES CAFE CHILDS BREAKFAST CHALLENGE
6 Fried Eggs, 8 Egg Cheese and Potato Omelette, 12 Rashers of Bacon, 12 Sausages, Chips, Mushrooms, 6 Hash Browns, 6 Black Pudding, Beans, Tomatoes, 4 slices of Bread and Butter, 4 slices of Fried Bread and 4 slices of Toast.
JUST £15 - or eat it without help within 60 minutes and get your money back!!!

Still no Bubble!

 

[Sittingduck]

Could do with a few more mushrooms on there

Tsk.... you obviously haven't this

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Tsk.... you obviously haven't this

I've liked your post because the flow chart is fun but it's a f***ed up world without mushrooms in a cooked brekkie.

 

[Sittingduck]

They're just so.... weird! I mean WTF are they anyway? Not exactly animal, not exactly mineral and not vegetable... alien things

 

[gaz]

[QUOTE 2300747, member: 1314"]My b****** mate – who I worked with for the last 6 years –got another job a month ago. And the b****** mate has forwarded me this email sent to him by his company’s admin:

From W&Y Publishers:

Subject: Today's Breakfast Special

Five item Full English - £2.50

Choose from:

Sausage
Bacon
Mushroom
Tomato
Baked Beans
Scrambled Eggs
Mini Hash Browns

Vegetarian Sausage

All I get is a reheated sausage sandwich for £2.40 from the greasy cafe next door. He is now a b****** ex-mate. [/quote]
Sounds a lot like the canteen at my workplace. £3.10 for sausage, bacon, mushroom, tomato, scrambled egg, hash brown and beans. LOVELY!!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

They're just so.... weird! I mean WTF are they anyway? Not exactly animal, not exactly mineral and not vegetable... alien things

Ever had a shiitake SD?

 

[Sittingduck]

You wot?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I had 2 pieces of bread and jam, followed by a cereal bar when i got to work.

But what was it when you left your house?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Ever had a shiitake SD?

Only after a rare old night in Newmarket, I wish I had bought shares in Andrex I tells ya...

 

[cyberknight]

But what was it when you left your house?

Panniers= food stays intact, i used to have a rack top bag( old rucksack with handle bars cut off ) and food used to end up shaken not stirred.

 

[Arch]

NOW THIS IS A PROPER BREAKFAST
FACES CAFE CHILDS BREAKFAST CHALLENGE
6 Fried Eggs, 8 Egg Cheese and Potato Omelette, 12 Rashers of Bacon, 12 Sausages, Chips, Mushrooms, 6 Hash Browns, 6 Black Pudding, Beans, Tomatoes, 4 slices of Bread and Butter, 4 slices of Fried Bread and 4 slices of Toast.
JUST £15 - or eat it without help within 60 minutes and get your money back!!!

And a heart attack...

Those are just obscene. NT just said, he'd rather spend the £15 and share with 5 or 6 good friends. I agree.