My bastard ex-mate

[Ron-da-Valli]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

What, no HP sauce? Sacrilege.

 

[vernon]

What, no HP sauce? Sacrilege.

Sauce? Dirty!

 

[Archie_tect]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Serves 10.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 2300990, member: 1314"]Actually, those sausages look processed. Need those fat ones - the proper ones. And needs fried onions. [/quote]

I'm sure that omitting the sausages will still leave a challenge to most folks' appetites.

 

[GM]

Call that a full English?

This is a full English and it's only £11.

Westhaughton here I come

What, no bubble 'n squeak!

 

[Shaun]

Isn't that the "monster" breakfast that you pay a tenner for but get it for free if you can eat it all in one sitting? (I'm fairly sure no one has managed it yet either.)

 

[uphillstruggler]

Isn't that the "monster" breakfast that you pay a tenner for but get it for free if you can eat it all in one sitting? (I'm fairly sure no one has managed it yet either.)

and lived to tell the tale surely......

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm sure that omitting the sausages will still leave a challenge to most folks' appetites.

That's just a snack for you isn't it Vern, keep you going until pie o'clock?

 

[yello]

I feel sick just looking at that.

I once won a Spanish Omelette eating competition. Last time I'll do anything like that though. To say 'I felt sick' doesn't do justice to how sick I felt.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2301632, member: 259"]I like the fact that the plate's so big it needs hand holes to carry it. [/quote]

The tray you mean?

 

[pauldavid]

Please tell me that's a joke! I can feel my arteries hardening just looking at that! At least its got three of your five a day.

I'm not a nutritionist, but at a guess the 3 you refer to are

Bacon

Sausage

Black pudding

Am I right?
















I've got this healthy diet thing sorted, I'm gonna live forever me!

 

[pauldavid]

Nah. I have doubts about my current capacity to take one on.

Last year I took on an Akhbar's challenge in Leeds in the presence of CharlieB after a Chumbawamba gig. I was successful and got a free icecream - you used to get the meal free. Still, it was no match for my personal best of sixteen pints three curries and nineteen chappaties when I was a rugby playing gourmand.

Lightweight!

 

[vernon]

Lightweight!

I was at the time.

 

[screenman]

Needs a nice bowl of porridge for starters.

 

[ayceejay]

See this is where a doggy bag (musette) comes in handy, you eat one egg two sausages and a rasher of bacon then put the rest between the toast and stuff it in your bag for later in the week. You can leave the beans and tomato on the plate, you don't want people thinking you are a gannet.