My excuse too

[Deleted member 35268]

I've deliberately put on weight at Christmas so I can make more muscle, just like our Brad

Sir Bradley Wiggins shapes up for Rio 2016 – by putting on 12kg

https://roadcyclinguk.com/racing/sir-bradley-wiggins-shapes-rio-2016.html#SuBFpU4KFCzHADTS.97

 

[Drago]

12kg? What a woos. I can crap out 12kg in one sitting.

 

[Markymark]

I put that on when I get a boner.

 

[Citius]

I put that on when I get a boner.

A prosthetic, presumably..?

 

[Drago]

No, he gets a real one. 5 minutes with his nudey pics of Susan Boyle and he's ready to go.

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

No, he gets a real one. 5 minutes with his nudey pics of Susan Boyle and he's ready to go.

Too much information

 

[Drago]

I must admit that I cant see what Marky sees in her.

 

[Markymark]

No, he gets a real one. 5 minutes with his nudey pics of Susan Boyle and he's ready to go.

5 minutes? Does that include the cigarette and taxi home??