My father

[beanzontoast]

Are my surroundings actuality?
Are my surroundings merely an imaginary existence not a million miles from sci-fi, but even more fanciful and without as much science?
I am involved in the sudden collapse of a natural landscape formation,
Unable to break free from the things around me that I cannot deny have substance.

 

[Fnaar]

I say, my good man!
Prithee, do not regard that, instead regard this!
This is the burdensome burdensome behemoth sound
A singular pace yonder

 

[threebikesmcginty]

One Step Behind!!!!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

One believes oneself to be the embodiment of the Devil himself.
I do not recognise The State or authority of government.
There's an uncertainty regarding my needs.
Although I am well aware of the mechanics of obtaining such wherewithal.
I have a desire to eliminate those that are permabulating in my nearby vacinity.

Indeed, one has a requirement to exist in a lawless state.

 

[beanzontoast]

You embody the stellar radiation (both visible and infra-red) of my existence,
For this reason, I shall forever resemble a circle.
You epitomise the pomaceous fruit of the Malus domestica within my singular optical organ,
Until the end of time, you will remain within my mesothelial pericardium.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You embody the stellar radiation (both visible and infra-red) of my existence,
For this reason, I shall forever resemble a circle.
You epitomise the pomaceous fruit of the Malus domestica within my singular optical organ,
Until the end of time, you will remain within my mesothelial pericardium.

Stevie!!

 

[wafflycat]

You embody the stellar radiation (both visible and infra-red) of my existence,
For this reason, I shall forever resemble a circle.
You epitomise the pomaceous fruit of the Malus domestica within my singular optical organ,
Until the end of time, you will remain within my mesothelial pericardium.

A wonder to behold...

 

[bleakanddivine]

My blood temperature is experiencing an abrupt and increasing disparity with the set point of my hypothalmic thermostat, and hyperkinesia has usurped my motor functions.
The juice you give off hums at 60Hz.

You should address the determinant factors of your corpulence, as androcentricity is the sine qua non.
I desire you with a teleologically intrinsic finality.
Get yourself an Obama barnet. Comprende! Following the inclinations of my own animus is paramount.

You are the sole target of my fixation. ooh ooh ooh
I harbour obsessive/compulsive thoughts about you. ooh ooh ooh
You are my stalkee. ooh ooh ooh
Yay verily.

 

[TVC]

Perform a vigerous reciprocating motion and remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air.
Hence return a vague unspecifiable feeling of newness and lack of contamination.

Perform a vigerous reciprocating motion and remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air.
Hence return a vague unspecifiable feeling of newness and lack of contamination.

At a time when your woven floor covering has an aural sense of cleanliness, your entire enclosed living space also adopts that quality.

So, on the next occasion that you have cause to remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air, please recall the prescribed actions:

Perform a vigerous reciprocating motion and remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air.
Hence return a vague unspecifiable feeling of newness and lack of contamination.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It's all you have to do.......

 

[Headgardener]

Perform a vigerous reciprocating motion and remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air.
Hence return a vague unspecifiable feeling of newness and lack of contamination.

Perform a vigerous reciprocating motion and remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air.
Hence return a vague unspecifiable feeling of newness and lack of contamination.

At a time when your woven floor covering has an aural sense of cleanliness, your entire enclosed living space also adopts that quality.

So, on the next occasion that you have cause to remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air, please recall the prescribed actions:

Perform a vigerous reciprocating motion and remove particles of dirt by drawing them into a fast moving gas stream caused by the generation of a volumn of low pressure air.
Hence return a vague unspecifiable feeling of newness and lack of contamination.

Apparently it made dogs ill through contact with their skin so I think it got withdrawn. Maybe did the same to cats to.

 

[Chuffy]

Your narrator is a commencer of conflagrations, a torsionally rotated commencer of conflagrations.

 

[TheDoctor]

OK, bleakanddevine and Mr Paul are both confusing me now. And I still don't get Cheadlehulmes one from earlier.

 

[Baggy]

The river horse took a three different exotic fruits, put them together with more of the same, and then he proceeded to enact a traditional South American dance surprisingly delicately given his size.

Is the resultant liquid a popular beverage imbibed within the Congo region?

 

[Fnaar]

The river horse took a three different exotic fruits, put them together with more of the same, and then he proceeded to enact a traditional South American dance surprisingly delicately given his size.

The nose-horned animal declared "I have it! We shall name this.........."

Um bongo, um bongo, I believe it is often quaffed in the Congo