My father

[bleakanddivine]

M(n) = 1/n * [n^2(n^2 + 1)/2] = (n^3 +n)/2

Don't know much about algebra...

 

[bleakanddivine]

M(n) = 1/n * [n^2(n^2 + 1)/2] = (n^3 +n)/2

We Can Work It Out ??

 

[bleakanddivine]

M(n) = 1/n * [n^2(n^2 + 1)/2] = (n^3 +n)/2

Home Office boffins have finally come up with the formula for calculating how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

 

[bleakanddivine]

There's a lass who would take issue with the epigram, paraphrased floridly in Speicher's erstwhile sig line as "all articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous".


Her legal team are currently negotiating a commercial contract to acquire the exclusive access rights, without wayleave, covenant, hindrance or other encumbrance, to the area outlined in blue on the attached Land Registry deeds, being the approach, upward stepwise ascent, and entrance lobby to the residential freehold property of the vendors, Messrs L Almighty, J H Christ and H Ghost.

 

[bleakanddivine]

Mater, every last man of us is in immediate danger of being detained under Section 4 of the Mental Health Act 1983, and dyslexic to boot.

Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Aye!

 

[PaulB]

Mater, every last man of us is in immediate danger of being detained under Section 4 of the Mental Health Act 1983, and dyslexic to boot.

Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Mater! Aye!

You Slade me there.

 

[TheDoctor]

The moment has arrived. Joyous Yuletide!
All of the assembled are engaged in mirth and merriment.
Anticipate the coming days, weeks and months at this juncture.
It has but a short while ago commenced.

 

[bleakanddivine]

He breached the circle of my acquaintance by way of a serendipitous crossing of our paths, one Whit Bank Holiday, thereby precipitating an acute myocardial infarction.

The poop, Messrs Reagan, MacDonald and Atkinson.
The poop, Corbett and Barker.

Later, I was apprised of the following snippet of information: His parents had opted for the moniker 'William' to be inscribed on his birth certificate.

The poop, Messrs O'Sullivan, Biggs and Searle
The poop, Messrs Weasley and Hubbard.

Affirmative: I suffered a cardiac arrest.
Affirmative: He was entitled to use the abbreviated form "Wm."

And, following a vespertine perambulation retracing our steps to my abode...

 

[bleakanddivine]

Lighten up, you narcoleptic Frenchman, how does it augur for an oneiromancing fantasist and a repatriate Regina?

 

[bleakanddivine]

The moment has arrived. Joyous Yuletide!
All of the assembled are engaged in mirth and merriment.
Anticipate the coming days, weeks and months at this juncture.
It has but a short while ago commenced.

Another Black Country classic!

 

[Arch]

Some time in the distant past, I have total recall of the way in which melodic compositions caused a taughtening of facial muscles resulting in an uplift of the corners of my labia. I reckoned that, given the opportunity, I could be responsible for a certain group performing rhythmic gyrations, which would increase their sense of wellbeing for a period. But the second calendrical period of the Gregorian calender induced in me involuntary spasms, everytime I posted a periodical publication through a door. Tidings of woe, even on the very threshold of houses, caused a cessation of forward locomotion in me. I am unable to recall whether I was moved to lacrymose secretion when I was made aware, through the medium of the written word, of the existance of a recently bereaved woman, but I experienced a profound emotional reaction in the 24 hour period encompassing the expiration of the tonal arts.

Oh my goodness, unmarried portion of Yankee pasty, I navigated my large internal combustion vehicle of American origin to the bank lining an inland waterway, but that waterway no longer contained the liquid it was designed to hold. A certain group of eldery men were consuming Uisge Beag and a type of primitive domesticated grain, and musing on the immediacy of their mortality, in the 24 hour period encompassing the expiration of the tonal arts.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Yum, I like pie

 

[TheDoctor]

The Elephas maximus known by the diminutive nomenclature of 'Nell' assembled her luggage and bade farewell to the travelling place of entertainment.

She took her leave with a 'Trumpety-trump'
A suit in card games that outranks all other suits for the duration of a hand
A key resource to be used at an opportune moment
A reliable or admirable person

 

[bleakanddivine]

Are my surroundings actuality?
Are my surroundings merely an imaginary existence not a million miles from sci-fi, but even more fanciful and without as much science?
I am involved in the sudden collapse of a natural landscape formation,
Unable to break free from the things around me that I cannot deny have substance.

Mother, I've recently had an altercation with a fellow that has resulted in a marginal increase in the National Recorded Crime (Violent Offences against the Person) Statistics, and an unexpected bit of business for the local undertaker.

 

[beanzontoast]

Mother, I've recently had an altercation with a fellow that has resulted in a marginal increase in the National Recorded Crime (Violent Offences against the Person) Statistics, and an unexpected bit of business for the local undertaker.