My father

[Fnaar]

A gentleman at the rear of the auditorium suggested loudly that the assembled should engage in a mele and the result was akin to carpet bombing a dance palace!

It's, It's a ballroom blitz

 

[bleakanddivine]

That much is true.

Mind you, it was half a decade ago now.

 

[bleakanddivine]

11001 or 110 to 100

 

[bleakanddivine]

II IV VI VIII autostrade

 

[bleakanddivine]

The tarmac is a grey ribbon with white lines and grass verges.
We travel on the motorway.

(Actually, that's more of a translation than a paraphrase, but anyhow...)

Krafty.

 

[Browser]

Exit swiftly to the food-preparation room and create a tantivy of sound from the various metal vessels found there.

Keep a firm grip on the spontaneous/random thought patterns which occur while you sleep.

 

[Arch]

Exit swiftly to the food-preparation room and create a tantivy of sound from the various metal vessels found there.

Keep a firm grip on the spontaneous/random thought patterns which occur while you sleep.

But there's a large murid of the genus Rattus in my food-preparation room, so what is my advised course of action?

 

[TheDoctor]

Would one wish to join my group
My Group
My group
Would one wish to join my group
Mais oui!!!

I'm the head of this team I am!!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

In the manner of a fixed link across a turbulent lake, I shall take my repose.

 

[Chuffy]

There is a dwelling in a city within Louisiana State
Named after the morning appearance of the star around which the Earth rotates
This dwelling has caused distress to a large number of impecunious juvenile males
My singular deity and I are aware that I also fall into this category

 

[Fnaar]

There is a dwelling in a city within Louisiana State
Named after the morning appearance of the star around which the Earth rotates
This dwelling has caused distress to a large number of impecunious juvenile males
My singular deity and I are aware that I also fall into this category

My maternal parent had gainful employment a seamstress
She used this skill to mend my recently acquired trouser of denim
My paternal parent enjoyed playing cards for high stakes
In the same city cited above.

 

[Amanda P]

My maternal parent had gainful employment a seamstress
She used this skill to mend my recently acquired trouser of denim
My paternal parent enjoyed playing cards for high stakes
In the same city cited above.

The one article essential to my paternal parent's profession
Is a valise and an elongated nasal protuberance
The only occurrences of contentment within the profession
Are those occasions its practioners are entirely inebriated.

 

[TheDoctor]

I'm standing partly next to Shunters Cafe
And partly on one of Amtraks' finest
I'm about to use the return portion of my ticket
Later I shall manacle myself.

 

[Fnaar]

The one article essential to my paternal parent's profession
Is a valise and an elongated nasal protuberance
The only occurrences of contentment within the profession
Are those occasions its practioners are entirely inebriated.

Mater, please instruct your offspring
Not to follow the actions I have hitherto undertaken
And pass your days in immoral actions () and despondency
In the aforementioned building

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh, I got my verse in the wrong order!!!!!
Uggber.