My first Invention!

[Davidc]

Do you also have difficulty finding your bike?

Only once in 50 years cycling.

It had been stolen.

Got close in Amsterdam

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But that wasn't mine, it was hired

 

[palinurus]

I'm always putting my glasses down and can't find them .

I do that, or I think I do, then I find them on my head.

 

[Peteaud]

I will happily give you the £10k.

The king of Nigeria is sending me a load of cash as soon as ive cashed his cheque for him.

 

[Peteaud]

Only once in 50 years cycling.

It had been stolen.

Got close in Amsterdam

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But that wasn't mine, it was hired

Been there, just outside central station

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Great idea. But have you got something to help me find where I put the remote?

Beat me to it!

 

[Nihal]

But.....................Don't you think that it can actually be removed.If they know how to that is................................Wait,oh foget it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Under most circumstances, you'd have to be a complete idiot not to remember where you put your bike. That said, my Mum always forgets where she parked her car, but then, that is in a car park....

 

[locker]

I used to sell keyfinder key rings that bleep when you whistle but stopped selling them because there were too many happy whistling shoppers in the high street

 

[Red Light]

I used to sell keyfinder key rings that bleep when you whistle but stopped selling them because there were too many happy whistling shoppers in the high street

I went to a string quartet concert with a friend who had one of those. It kept going off when a certain note was played. We ended up sitting on the damn thing to try and mask the noise it was making.

 

[HLaB]

I always had difficulty finding my bike, especially when it's dark or when I park my bike at the train station.
That's why I created my first invention...



Do you also have difficulty finding your bike? then
help me make my dream a reality http://www.indiegogo.com/bikebleeper

You should have left it there, I'm left asking Why too.

 

[CopperBrompton]

Do you also have difficulty finding your bike?

I try not to cycle when I've had that much to drink.

 

[Scoosh]

Nice friendly responses to what is, basically, spam ....

 

[arallsopp]

I'd go for this. But only if you can sort the essential missing feature.

When you push the button, the bike should switch its lights onto low, then roll slowly and silently towards the owner, assessing its surroundings and disarming anyone perceived as a threat to his/her immediate wellbeing.

If it calls you Michael, that's a bonus, of course.

 

[Boris Bajic]

My invention will be cheaper at point of sale and may be of greater help to mankind.

It is a laminated plastic note, credit-card-sized. You carry it in your wallet.

If unable to remember where you left your bicycle, you simply open your wallet, remove the note and read it.

In a white font on a red background it reads:

You are either drunk or too farking stupid to own a bicycle.
Take a cab home and foget you ever owned a bike.

I believe this may be a helpful tool for those who forget where they've left their transport.

I am looking for an initial start-up investment of £1,000,000 which may allow me to reach a turnover up to and or approaching eleven pounds.

I hope this is helpful, but I fear it may not be.

 

[jonny jeez]

My invention will be cheaper at point of sale and may be of greater help to mankind.

It is a laminated plastic note, credit-card-sized. You carry it in your wallet.

If unable to remember where you left your bicycle, you simply open your wallet, remove the note and read it.

In a white font on a red background it reads:

You are either drunk or too ****ing stupid to own a bicycle.
Take a cab home and foget you ever owned a bike.

I believe this may be a helpful tool for those who forget where they've left their transport.

I am looking for an initial start-up investment of £1,000,000 which may allow me to reach a turnover up to and or approaching eleven pounds.

I hope this is helpful, but I fear it may not be.

This is shocking...Clearly this goes to show just what little business acumen you possess.

£1,000,000 is FAR too little to appeal to any grown up Venture capitalists. You need to be thinking big here!!

I run a newly founded management consultants called...err..."Shed Consulting" and would be happy to propose a proper start up finance plan for a minimal fee of say...£500,000.