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My friend is a bastard.........

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 7 Jan 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    he's sent me a letter and filled it full of these:-

    [ATTACH=full]159072[/ATTACH]..........little circles from a hole punch.
    I'm now plotting my revenge.
    ps The big white thing is my mighty mouse
    pps I ought to do something about my avatar too.*
     
  2. chads... as they are known

    you could place a pile next to a fan in his house/office and then flick the switch.
     
  3. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Post them on to Dubya. He ought to appreciate the gift, after all it was 'chads' that helped him - er - 'win' an election in 2000...
     
  4. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    Please remember that 'Revenge is a dish best served cold!' Forget about it - for a few months, he is expecting something from you now. Visit him in a few month's time and stuff a kipper down the back of his sofa.
     
  5. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Send him a parcel with many, many layers of thick brown tape wrapped around it. Make sure the 'DO NOT CUT' instruction is clearly visible. Hint at the wonders to be found therein...
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    .....said wonders to include more chads, polystyrene balls and a biscuit spread with anchovy paste.
     
  6. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    is that outof that douglas adams book of words for which there isn't a word...:biggrin: it's good that
     
  7. nope... it's just what they're called. i was taught that when i was at BT in the 80s, before the Meaning of Liff
     
  8. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    Location:
    Southsea
    Alternatively you could make a similar envelope containing glitter - the type that women use as part of face paint. It sticks to everything and is remarkably hard to get rid of.
     
  9. The ultimate chads were from Datek keyboards - again in the early 80s. Miniscule circles that never seemed to get cleared away! :biggrin:
     
  10. col

    col Veteran

    What about a load of cress seed,the ones he misses will show themselves soon enough,as they grow out of the carpet.
     
  11. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Fax him at work a final demand from a brothel.

    Do it properly on headed paper and make it look like he did it on company expenses
     
  12. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    Location:
    East London
  13. striker

    striker New Member

    best one I did was fill (literally fill) a closed umbrella with them. Next time my friend (ex-friend) went outside in the rain he apparantly got covered in them. Only shame was I wasn't there !!! :sad:
     
  14. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Sh*g his wife?:sad::ohmy:
     
  15. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    No, you are thinking of Didcots - the little pieces punched out of tickets by railway ticket inspectors. At the wedding of Princess Margaret, the confetti consisted of thousands of didcots....