My friend is a bastard.........

chads... as they are known

you could place a pile next to a fan in his house/office and then flick the switch.
 

Pete

Guest
Post them on to Dubya. He ought to appreciate the gift, after all it was 'chads' that helped him - er - 'win' an election in 2000...
 
Send him a parcel with many, many layers of thick brown tape wrapped around it. Make sure the 'DO NOT CUT' instruction is clearly visible. Hint at the wonders to be found therein...
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.....said wonders to include more chads, polystyrene balls and a biscuit spread with anchovy paste.
 

bonj2

Guest
laurence said:
chads... as they are known

you could place a pile next to a fan in his house/office and then flick the switch.
is that outof that douglas adams book of words for which there isn't a word...:biggrin: it's good that
 

gavintc

Guru
Location
Southsea
Alternatively you could make a similar envelope containing glitter - the type that women use as part of face paint. It sticks to everything and is remarkably hard to get rid of.
 
The ultimate chads were from Datek keyboards - again in the early 80s. Miniscule circles that never seemed to get cleared away! :biggrin:
 

col

Veteran
What about a load of cress seed,the ones he misses will show themselves soon enough,as they grow out of the carpet.
 

Abitrary

New Member
Fax him at work a final demand from a brothel.

Do it properly on headed paper and make it look like he did it on company expenses
 

striker

New Member
best one I did was fill (literally fill) a closed umbrella with them. Next time my friend (ex-friend) went outside in the rain he apparantly got covered in them. Only shame was I wasn't there !!! :sad:
 

Arch

Married to Night Train
Location
Salford, UK
bonj said:
is that outof that douglas adams book of words for which there isn't a word...:sad: it's good that
No, you are thinking of Didcots - the little pieces punched out of tickets by railway ticket inspectors. At the wedding of Princess Margaret, the confetti consisted of thousands of didcots....
 
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