My friend is a bastard.........

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 7 Jan 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    he's sent me a letter and filled it full of these:-

    [ATTACH=full]159072[/ATTACH]..........little circles from a hole punch.
    I'm now plotting my revenge.
    ps The big white thing is my mighty mouse
    pps I ought to do something about my avatar too.*
  2. chads... as they are known

    you could place a pile next to a fan in his house/office and then flick the switch.
  3. Pete

    Pete Guest

    Post them on to Dubya. He ought to appreciate the gift, after all it was 'chads' that helped him - er - 'win' an election in 2000...
  4. mr_hippo

    mr_hippo Living Legend & Old Fart

    Please remember that 'Revenge is a dish best served cold!' Forget about it - for a few months, he is expecting something from you now. Visit him in a few month's time and stuff a kipper down the back of his sofa.
  5. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Send him a parcel with many, many layers of thick brown tape wrapped around it. Make sure the 'DO NOT CUT' instruction is clearly visible. Hint at the wonders to be found therein...
    .....said wonders to include more chads, polystyrene balls and a biscuit spread with anchovy paste.
  6. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    is that outof that douglas adams book of words for which there isn't a word...:biggrin: it's good that
  7. nope... it's just what they're called. i was taught that when i was at BT in the 80s, before the Meaning of Liff
  8. gavintc

    gavintc Guru

    Alternatively you could make a similar envelope containing glitter - the type that women use as part of face paint. It sticks to everything and is remarkably hard to get rid of.
  9. The ultimate chads were from Datek keyboards - again in the early 80s. Miniscule circles that never seemed to get cleared away! :biggrin:
  10. col

    col Veteran

    What about a load of cress seed,the ones he misses will show themselves soon enough,as they grow out of the carpet.
  11. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Fax him at work a final demand from a brothel.

    Do it properly on headed paper and make it look like he did it on company expenses
  12. red_tom

    red_tom New Member

    East London
  13. striker

    striker New Member

    best one I did was fill (literally fill) a closed umbrella with them. Next time my friend (ex-friend) went outside in the rain he apparantly got covered in them. Only shame was I wasn't there !!! :sad:
  14. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Sh*g his wife?:sad::ohmy:
  15. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    No, you are thinking of Didcots - the little pieces punched out of tickets by railway ticket inspectors. At the wedding of Princess Margaret, the confetti consisted of thousands of didcots....
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