he's sent me a letter and filled it full of these:- [ATTACH=full]159072[/ATTACH]..........little circles from a hole punch. I'm now plotting my revenge. ps The big white thing is my mighty mouse pps I ought to do something about my avatar too.*
chads... as they are known you could place a pile next to a fan in his house/office and then flick the switch.
Post them on to Dubya. He ought to appreciate the gift, after all it was 'chads' that helped him - er - 'win' an election in 2000...
Please remember that 'Revenge is a dish best served cold!' Forget about it - for a few months, he is expecting something from you now. Visit him in a few month's time and stuff a kipper down the back of his sofa.
Send him a parcel with many, many layers of thick brown tape wrapped around it. Make sure the 'DO NOT CUT' instruction is clearly visible. Hint at the wonders to be found therein... . . . . . . . . . .....said wonders to include more chads, polystyrene balls and a biscuit spread with anchovy paste.
nope... it's just what they're called. i was taught that when i was at BT in the 80s, before the Meaning of Liff
Alternatively you could make a similar envelope containing glitter - the type that women use as part of face paint. It sticks to everything and is remarkably hard to get rid of.
The ultimate chads were from Datek keyboards - again in the early 80s. Miniscule circles that never seemed to get cleared away!
What about a load of cress seed,the ones he misses will show themselves soon enough,as they grow out of the carpet.
Fax him at work a final demand from a brothel. Do it properly on headed paper and make it look like he did it on company expenses
best one I did was fill (literally fill) a closed umbrella with them. Next time my friend (ex-friend) went outside in the rain he apparantly got covered in them. Only shame was I wasn't there !!!
No, you are thinking of Didcots - the little pieces punched out of tickets by railway ticket inspectors. At the wedding of Princess Margaret, the confetti consisted of thousands of didcots....