Name something you only use once

[Sittingduck]

Elastoplast

 

[Cheddar George]

Cheap tyre levers.

 

[Leodis]

A sweaty fat bird

 

[Melonfish]

Cheap Aldi Track pumps and barely one use at that...

 

[Cycling Dan]

Condom

fark, that was my first thought.

 

[Archie_tect]

This is incorrect as it has been used twice on this thread.

Who's been two-timing?

 

[pauldavid]

Edible underpants

Can I advise that if you find yourself being lucky enough to eat someone out of a pair of these it is best to avoid any small patches of discolouration or staining to the front or rear. For some reason these patches are not as tasty as the the rest of the pant can smell less appetising as well!

 

[byegad]

Condom

Wastrel!

 

[classic33]

Ejecter seat!

They can actually be re-fitted with the required rockets & used again. So long as there is no damage to the seat itself.

 

[BJH]

The launch button for global thermo nuclear destruction

 

[ThinAir]

The bullet in Russian Roulette....

 

[Trickedem]

A nonce
And if you don't believe me, look it up...... the geeky IT one, not the TV presenter type

 

[ThinAir]

^^^^ +1....

This is my interesting fact for tomorrow!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The launch button for global thermo nuclear destruction

What if the button is broken?

 

[ThinAir]

What if the button is broken?

Eat a snickers....