Nasty accident

After a man fell into a re-upholstering machine on Wednesday,















the local hospital announced that he`s recovered nicely.

 

Bet he felt as if he had the stuffing knocked right out of him...

 

eee, pet... which bit of Northumberland, like?

 

Just west ot the toon- Heddon on the Wall

 

Whey yor in ruril parts. Some nice cycling theor, bonny laad.

 

How the DFS did he manage that.

 

A guy at my work gets his kicks from snorting curry powder, he overdosed the other day and fell into a Korma.

 

Reminds me of the ice cream man who was found in his van covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds and thousands. Police say he topped himself.

 

...or the Indian who drank twenty pots of tea? He was found dead in his teepee.

 

OK, I know this is a "jokey" thread so OT.
Years ago, when I was 17 there was a lad who was about 16 used to use the local pub (illegal, I know (AND ME !)).
Got a job at the local leather prepping factory (slaughterhouse couple of miles away).
Second day at work feeding cow hides through the rolling machine, got his hand caught, then his arm, guess the rest.
Nice lad. RIP.


(and that is no joke !)

 

Sounds like he got a real hiding!