National Limerick Day today.

Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
There once was a man from Nantucket,"……………..

you lot can fill in the rest.

I remember one that begins that way, and doesn't have the obvious rhyme. He kept all his money in a bucket and had a daughter called Nan. It ended "And as for the bucket, Nan took it".

Off to google.

Edit. Here you go:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once_was_a_man_from_Nantucket
 
There was an old man of Border
Who lived in utmost disorder
Made tea in his hat
And danced with his cat
Such was the old man of Border
 

Threevok

Growing old disgracefully
Location
South Wales
My Fave Benny Hill one..

Don't put off what you can do today
or else it may lead to sorrow.
Coz if you do it today and like it,
you can do it again tomorrow
 
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