Nearly offed by a lawnmower!

[the reluctant cyclist]

I was just cycling home and I had just crossed over the lights - as I was coming past the entrance to a pub some old geezer walks out pushing a lawnmower in front of himself!

I didn't think that much of it but he just kept on coming and pushed the lawnmower right into my path at the same time that I was being overtaken by other cars!

There was nowhere for me to go so I just shouted "no" and he kept on coming - I shouted "no" again and he screamed "NO NO NO" back at me and started shaking the lawnmower all about - but thankfully moved it back so I didn't plough into it!

What a nutter!!

 

[roadrash]

but thankfully moved it back so I didn't plough into it!

What a nutter!!

why were you driving a plough

 

[dawesome]

as I was coming past the entrance to a pub

The old geezer was probably half cut.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Some people are just a Law-n to themselves

 

[dawesome]

dunno why reluctant's coming here mowning.

 

[the reluctant cyclist]

LOL - he definately seemed like he had some "issues" - I'm more interested in what the people in the pub thought about him and his lawnmower!!!

 

[biggs682]

its a less bovver than a hover

 

[rusky]

Grass him up to the cops!

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Nearly mown down then, I hope you grassed him up then turfed him off the road?

 

[Browser]

Maybe it was the oldest excuse in the book, "Sorry mate I didn't see(d) you"?

 

[Drago]

Cut up by a lawn mower? Nasty.

 

[Gixxerman]

You should have suffolk punched him.

 

[jonny jeez]

Silly sod

 

[Miquel In De Rain]

At least you managed to worm out of it.