Need advice, pronto

[classic33]

When they mention the lord say Yes, remember the title!!

 

[arch684]

You could show them some of your posts on cyclechat

 

[TVC]

Ask them why the church is obsessed with sex, i.e. they dictate who to sleep with, what position is acceptable and even what you can or cannot wear on the end of your John Thomas. And all led by a man in a dress who is arguably in charge of the worlds largest pedophile ring.

Couldn't make it up...

I think you will find that the Bible is made up.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

No thank you usually works for me.

Or letting the dogs loose.

 

[Tin Pot]

Ask them why the church is obsessed with sex, i.e. they dictate who to sleep with, what position is acceptable and even what you can or cannot wear on the end of your John Thomas. And all led by a man in a dress who is arguably in charge of the worlds largest pedophile ring.

Couldn't make it up...

You don't know much about Jehovah's Witnesses or any church, do you?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Put a Phil Collins record on.

 

[classic33]

Answer the door naked.

Doesn't always work.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Doesn't always work.

What's the statistics on that then? Presumably you've done the experiment often enough to have compiled the statistics.

 

[classic33]

What's the statistics on that then? Presumably you've done the experiment often enough to have compiled the statistics.

Experiment!

 

[Dayvo]

Answer the door naked.

That's the reason they're returning! Bugger all to do with religion.

 

[Profpointy]

There's a, possibly apocryphal, story of a somewhat larger than life and pompous university lecturer answer ing the door, dressed in trousers, braces and a string vest rather like Rap C Nesbit. The JW wants to talk about Jehovah. "Ho ho ho, you silly little man. I AM Jehovah !" saw him off running down the path.

Another good one was a woman I knew quite politely fobbing them off saying there was no-one in and she was about to go only, only to be contradicted embarrassingly by a loud voice from another room "Tell 'em to feck off!"

 

[Cp40Carl]

You don't know much about Jehovah's Witnesses or any church, do you?

Are you standing outside Drago's front door dressed in a suit?

(I was in fact referring in more general terms to the bible based monotheistic Christian religion and I am, perhaps obsessively, very well read on the subject).

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If you're anything like your on-line persona just open the door, they'll feck off soon enough.

 

[Venod]

Put a Phil Collins record on.

And don't think twice about it.

 

[Mr Celine]

@Drago hasn't been back. Must have joined the cult.