Need advice, pronto

[Drago]

Mrs D says I should have directed them to Richard Dawkins place round the corner. It seems old man Dawkins loves nothing more than chatting about religion.

 

[redvision95]

I don't get them anymore Not sure why, They are great fun.
The last time they came I answered the door after a night out with a few mates who stayed over, When they said "Good morning sir, we've come to talk about god" my mate piped up and shouted through "alright mate, wanna come in for a gay gangbang?" They left rather quickly never to be seen again.

 

[ufkacbln]

Friend of ours told them that she was a Satanist and off to a Black Mass.

She couldn't hang around as she had to pick up a couple of lambs to sacrifice and was running late

Trouble was they believed her and decided that she needed to be saved and over the next few weeks could not get rid of them at all

 

[ufkacbln]

I think you will find that the Bible is made up.

It is certainly edited so fr from any original as to be more like a Party Manifesto

 

[Drago]

I guess I should have manned up and told them my religious views. Ian Anderson is my God, and Martin Barre is the prophet.

I'm one of the last true believers.

 

[Dirk]

Why the aggressive and nasty reactions to them?
We rarely have them calling here but I always find a simple 'No thank you, I'm not interested' does the trick.
It's pointless trying to counter them with any form of 'clever' debate. Their minds are closed.
I've worked long term with JWs on two occasions and came to realise that it's a waste of time trying to engage them with any world view that differs from their own doctrine.
They were, however, generally decent and polite people.
I tend to look at them with a sense of sorrow and pity, that anyone can be that deluded.
Still.....if it makes them happy.

 

[Dan B]

We had JWs once when I was a teenager. On Christmas Day morning. At a house with a sign on the gate saying "The Rectory".

 

[Julia9054]

I had a Jehovas Witness girl in my class when I was at school. We used to let her talk to us about her religion so she could tick off her required weekly hours of preaching and then had to do less door to door.
Here in Tinytown, North Yorkshire, I generally know them from doing the school run back in the day so being rude is not an option.

 

[ufkacbln]

I'm late to the party but tell them you've just popped a Viagra and can't concentrate on what they have to say right now.

... in other words a stiff taking to?

 

[Cp40Carl]

I'm late to the party but tell them you've just popped a Viagra and can't concentrate on what they have to say right now.

Always good when something hard comes up in a conversation...

 

[Svendo]

Matthew 10:14 can be useful to get rid of Christians.

 

[Mr Celine]

@Drago this is your fault.
I've just had a pair of JWs at the door for the first time in years. I only answered the door because they looked like tories and I wanted to give them my honest opinion of their local candidate and give them some helpful advice on where to put their leaflets.

I just said 'no thanks' to the JWs and away they went.

 

[classic33]

@Drago this is your fault.
I've just had a pair of JWs at the door for the first time in years. I only answered the door because they looked like tories and I wanted to give them my honest opinion of their local candidate and give them some helpful advice on where to put their leaflets.

I just said 'no thanks' to the JWs and away they went.

Trainee's/Learners!

 

[mcshroom]

They've not visited me since I installed a crucifix in the hallway that you can see through the door glass.

Thinking about it, maybe they were vampires not JWs

 

[classic33]

Always good when something hard comes up in a conversation...

Just pops up then!