Need advice, pronto

[Drago]

The God botherers are in our street. I reckon I've about 15 minutes before they work their way around the cul de sac to get to my gaff. They're all young men in suits, so can't chat them up to get ride of them.

You folks got 15 mins to figure out how I can avoid them, or what I can say to get shot of them.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Umm, if you don't like them just don't open the door to them!

 

[classic33]

The God botherers are in our street. I reckon I've about 15 minutes before they work their way around the cul de sac to get to my gaff. They're all young men in suits, so can't chat them up to get ride of them.

You folks got 15 mins to figure out how I can avoid them, or what I can say to get shot of them.

Ex-lax instead of sugar, and invite them in for a cup of coffee.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Just tell them they are deluded nutters and if they don't feck off you'll set your unicorn on them

 

[Cp40Carl]

Tell them that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Then say you left a pan on and leg it.

 

[classic33]

John 8.7, or ask their policies in the games next month.

 

[classic33]

Tell them that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Then say you left a pan on and leg it.

Two mobiles, ring one from the other. The lord works in mysterious ways, but phones....

http://www.landofthefree.co.uk/site...visitor-forma-must-for-those-unwanted-callers


Doorstep Visitor form-DVF1 added in edit

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Answer the door naked.

 

[Cp40Carl]

Tell them that you are in fact the messiah, sent back to earth in mortal form to spread the word of the holy trinity and to add the eleventh commandment...

Middle aged men shall not wear Lycra.

 

[DCLane]

Suits means the Mormons. They won't drink coffee.

Answer the door in full pink lycra.

Then ask about their official underwear.

 

[arch684]

Wear a cross upside down as you answer the door

 

[Tin Pot]

Take the time to discuss existence and your philosophy on life - it's like an interactive BBC2 documentary.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Suits means the Mormons. They won't drink coffee.

Answer the door in full pink lycra.

Then ask about their official underwear.

Suits probably mean Jehovah's witnesses

 

[TVC]

Tell them you recently converted to Islam and ask if they would like to come to the Mosque and share prayers with you.

 

[Cp40Carl]

Ask them why the church is obsessed with sex, i.e. they dictate who to sleep with, what position is acceptable and even what you can or cannot wear on the end of your John Thomas. And all led by a man in a dress who is arguably in charge of the worlds largest pedophile ring.

Couldn't make it up...