Oh, I'm sorted, we found our literature in parks when younger - it's the future generation that I feel sorry for.
New house, hidden stash bonus!!!
- Thread starter Pikey
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I was very much hoping to find some interesting goodies when I moved into my house, given that the previous occupier had been there since 1969.
Sadly, it would seem that the only thing she kept any massive quantity of was old carpet and flowerpots. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of flowerpots. Oh, and the paper sacks you used to buy potatoes in.
The neighbour also reckons I'll find a load of Yorkshire terrier bones in the garden that she apparently dug up from her last home and re-buried when she moved in. Suffice to say I'm not in any great hurry to claim this exciting inheritence...
Sadly, it would seem that the only thing she kept any massive quantity of was old carpet and flowerpots. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of flowerpots. Oh, and the paper sacks you used to buy potatoes in.
The neighbour also reckons I'll find a load of Yorkshire terrier bones in the garden that she apparently dug up from her last home and re-buried when she moved in. Suffice to say I'm not in any great hurry to claim this exciting inheritence...
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
You do realise that, in this context, 'future generations' means the next bunch of lads that pass by and not benefactors of your estate? You beast.
Won't somebody think of the children.
Freds Dad
Veteran
- Location
- Gawsworth.
I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Did Whitney stash porn too?
She had a stash, that was for sure. I don't know it was porn though....
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Two 'gentlemen's magazine' stories...
When I was a young chap, some interesting examples of said literature used to appear behind the fence at the end of our garden ... thee stopped appearing when the middle-aged couple next door moved out... just sayin'...
Borrowing (while attending a wedding) the house of a friend of a friend, I found a stash of such literature fairly inexpertly hidden in the airing cupboard (where I was looking for a towel).
When I was a young chap, some interesting examples of said literature used to appear behind the fence at the end of our garden ... thee stopped appearing when the middle-aged couple next door moved out... just sayin'...
Borrowing (while attending a wedding) the house of a friend of a friend, I found a stash of such literature fairly inexpertly hidden in the airing cupboard (where I was looking for a towel).
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
When exactly did @Pikey have the words "Doing it horizontally" added to his signature ? Perhaps the dvds may provide some useful guidance.
I remember finding some dodgy magazines round the back of the hot water tank in our first house. We bought it off the Police Authority so some feeble pun about the boys in blue might be suitable.
I remember finding some dodgy magazines round the back of the hot water tank in our first house. We bought it off the Police Authority so some feeble pun about the boys in blue might be suitable.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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- Thumberland
Cheddar George
oober member
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- Location: Location
Nice bit of local history left by previous owners.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-35441592
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-35441592
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I think Mary Berry is in that one. She cooks a fine pie does that gal.
