New Naan-o Technology shorts reviewed.

[Globalti]

This is a new concept in shorts pads from Blackburn, Lancashire. The pad is thick and comfortable and you feel like you're sitting on air. The great feature is that the pad is actually edible! If you feel the bonk coming on, pull out the pad and enjoy.

Any disadvantages? Well they didn't stand up too well to our long-term test especially when riding in the rain, when the pad tended to become soggy and disintegrate and riders following behing began to sniff and talk about stopping for lunch.

A great first attempt though! To any potential competitor I would quote the immortal Bart Simpson: "Eat my shorts, Dude!"

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'm not going to even start imagining what crazy kind of batshite thinking is behind that pic.

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

That looks like it was once a readers letter in Viz Comic or something, has that humour about it

 

[wonderloaf]

Would be perfect with a 'Shami' kebab.