New time theory

[Dirk]

It's all relative.

 

[a.twiddler]

Time is just nature's way of stopping everything happening at once.

 

[lazybloke]

Time is just nature's way of stopping everything happening at once.

Except bills

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Except bills

And endless spam e - mails from Planet X

 

[Rocky]

And endless spam e - mails from Planet X

Doug once discussed the concept of infinity with a mathematician. Blimey....it went on for ever.


(Am I in the right thread?)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug once discussed the concept of infinity with a mathematician. Blimey....it went on for ever.


(Am I in the right thread?)

No, Purgatory is 'that' way
*points to the left*.

 

[postman]

Its time i stopped reading about cycling and actually did some.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Its time i stopped reading about cycling and actually did some.

Likewise!

 

[Rocky]

Its time i stopped reading about cycling and actually did some.

I once called in at Elijah Allen (deli) in Hawes as part of my LEJOG route. Basil (who must have been 90 then) asked me where I had come from. I replied that I'd cycled from Lands End......he responded by saying 'why would you want to do that then?'

I might put the same question to you and Doug (in this awful weather).

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It's all relative.

Tell that to your great aunt

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I once called in at Elijah Allen (deli) in Hawes as part of my LEJOG route. Basil (who must have been 90 then) asked me where I had come from. I replied that I'd cycled from Lands End......he responded by saying 'why would you want to do that then?'

I might put the same question to you and Doug (in this awful weather).

Because it's there, innit?"

 

[neil_merseyside]

Put the pizza in the oven, it needs 15mins.

How long? Way too long.

Come back to nearly crenated pizza.

Told you 15mins was too long 😏

 

[DaveReading]

2400 of one day is equal to 0000 of the next. For instance 2400 Monday is the same time as 0000 Tuesday. But 2400 is mostly used as a military thing.

In the airline industry, a flight that departs at midnight is shown as 00:00, whereas a flight that arrives at midnight is shown as 24:00.

Sort of makes sense, because it reduces the number of flights that involve a day change.

 

[Gwylan]

I worked with a chap, after eating his lunchtime sandwhiches he'd tilt his chair back against the wall and have a snooze. I think there was only the one time we called the phone that was on the shelf right next to his ear

Oh how I recall the jolly japes we played on our chums at work.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In the airline industry, a flight that departs at midnight is shown as 00:00, whereas a flight that arrives at midnight is shown as 24:00.

Sort of makes sense, because it reduces the number of flights that involve a day change.

It makes sense in terms of working out how long the flight is…