news - current affairs delivered on a poetry track

[poemcycle]

this is for you winjim
because I want you to heed
its news in brief and trim
in a way I can read.
love the humour
its all a win
the whit is faster then a puma
no issue is a sin.
its worth every cent
I would even pay more
addicted to news is the dement
with all them other free papers it wipes the floor.

( excluding CNJ and sister Islington tribune. )

 

[winjim]

Sometimes I like to handicap myself and set myself little challenges. For example see if I can ride a certain distance carrying a heavy load, or see if I can do my calculations without a spreadsheet. So I appreciate what you're trying to do, write insightful poetry about current affairs taking only the Metro and the Wright Stuff as sources.

 

[poemcycle]

winjim I do other stuff to - emmerdale is the love of my life ! do you watch this ?

joe mate pull debbie's dingle - joseph tate and debbie dingle 05.05.18


do we need to applaud

not ringing is the alarm

welcome to deceit and fraud

on the worlds best ever farm.

absolutely fascinating

even with graham who i call herman munster

everything precise and so calculating

this is the el- natural side of the mobster.

is everyone enjoying

it is arousing the taste bud

the psychiatrist will soon need employing

conclusion was cliff into river of blood.

debbie has insecurities

joe is damaged beyond belief

perfect match for storys with impurities

because 2 minus equal a plus relief.

never stop praising emmerdale

its been the best soap and i congratulate

for those who think poetry is old and stale

you are correct as i am no joe tate.

 

[winjim]

Means nothing to me, Vienna.

 

[poemcycle]

well I surgest you read some metro hint hint me and you and you can forget Vienna

online casino casumo lines up a marriage for me 06.05.18
　


all done by facts
no need for me to be nervy
superstition this counter acts
thanking the one who did survey.
20 percent more then the gent
that's quite a gain and heading
do you want a guarantee on event
i will offer marriage at any wedding.
glad lots warring blue
i no what followed
have me as i am as good as new
the truth i just borrowed.
we don't have to stay separate
tradition is boring
ease up on pushy as don't do desperate
going to be with you all day and night and morning.
now its time to delight
old school following tradition
please be at a church warring white
fridays metro and casumo inspired my wedding vision.

 

[poemcycle]

second one of day and still day is young - winjim are you still here ?

hair today gone in kentish town tomorrow business news 06.05.18





security in no locks

will the proprietor frown

could they have pulled up stocks

still not sure if they are leaving kentish town.

it is all speculation

no hardcore plan

5 days a week is observation

10 times and no less is shop scan.

a business that's on growth

every week and year with no shutting

getting to bottom of hair is a oath

the truth will come out with poetry cutting.

with kentish town i do despair

is this business on the borrow

famous people and places and now hair

we all have but it can be gone tomorrow.

 

[poemcycle]

3rd one of day and still on the track

bosses refuse to make tea metro bites 06.05.18


flicking as normal

friday had no losses

now a warning that's formal

we got to get in-line half of all bosses.

how can they refuse

this is sending shocks

maybe fake news to amuse

going to insist metro gets blocks.

we are all aware of wonga

this is the ingredient that's vital

its what makes you boss stronger

its your green card to be spiteful.

not sure of communication

was this survey carried out by a novice

who is citation

you need a bit of me in office.

set times are key

its backed up by disciplinary

only once before missed a tea

get boss into routine so tea making is ordinary.



https://ibb.co/n2juw7

 

[poemcycle]

I think on pov they were telling EE to get on bike ?

pov deadenders 07.05.18



dropping is the penny

this realization is nothing new

now the out cry from many

would post but life ban on board with a view.

been ranting like a nutter

change requested politely

the ban was no butter

loss of faith left me silently.

now a back lash

even if a long time brewing

evident is the eastenders rash

every criticism was self skewing.

will not email

the bbc won't have this share

will directly to john yorke mail

the address is queen victoria albert square.

 

[poemcycle]

second one of day and bike still out ! hope you lot help mummy or drop shopping off on bike.

shopping with mummy 07.05.18



we are all minors

no matter the age

mummy is one of my best one liners

if she forgets to complement sunday roast with sage.

have to do shopping

like rising at wembley to tutti frutti

time and care has no stopping

at birth i new it was duty.

nice to see others

it shows love is in society

over p.gang are no covers

from news to shopping shows variety.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I vote we combine this thread with the Shakespeare thread. Mayhap today's grim news wouldst be more palatable in the form of Shakespeare's verse.

 

[winjim]

I vote we combine this thread with the Shakespeare thread. Mayhap today's grim news wouldst be more palatable in the form of Shakespeare's verse.

PMSL. I was thinking Mundane News.

 

[theclaud]

well I surgest you read some metro

Would it be rude if we didn't take up this suggestion?

 

[poemcycle]

don't compare me to shakspeare as I am much better them him and have wider range and I can do 2 in one go - can this dude shake ?

nail luxury opening soon in highgate village 07.05.18



welcome to finance

like poetry no expertise

hope to set up a alliance

unlike the message board and evictee's.

of course there is a demand

being pampered needs no train

local advertising is this command

with no business interest shows not vain.

highgate village has no complex

it has wealth and its hidden

are these the clients with nail flex

have to ask will vanity be out driven.

i hope it will boom

sorry if poetry dose tarnish

got a feeling the vajazzle is in loom

humour will ensure i'm nailed and poetry dose vanish.

https://ibb.co/db3ruS





trouser watch to replace crimewatch 07.05.18



welcome to trouser watch

the start and a experiment

this is going to push viewing up a notch

its giving television one hell of a predicament.

the idea is revolutionary

loosing trousers is normal practice

looking back and all will see my visionary

every victim will get justice.

take a look at the photo

they are very distinctive

looking at label shows made in chicago

i need a americian to be my representative.

in process of getting website

trouser appeal is going to undo

rightfully returning is a pleasure and will delight

just need color brand size and no other clue.

these are the trousers on the bench https://ibb.co/bZBrTn and this photo proves its on hampstead lane https://ibb.co/fGBmuS if these are yours then would you kindly remove them. thanking you. when i get trouser watch up and running online you can all post pics so we can get them back to owner as it has happened to us all ie being out and loosing trousers.

 

[winjim]

Would it be rude if we didn't take up this suggestion?

I sometimes do the crossword.

 

[poemcycle]

I have done millions of poems on crosswords. want me to sish them out winjim.