news - current affairs delivered on a poetry track

[poemcycle]

hi everyone who enters. quite new to this site and as well and my bike I also write poetry ( or I try) thought it might be nice to have a side room where people can pop in if they want to have a read. please feel free to agree or disagree with anything expressed, will see if this thread will take off and if it is worth while doing. first poem is all about watching GMB this very morning and seeing eamonn back on GMB. do not watch this show normally but if eamonn is staying - I will be - he is real good stuff.

good morning vietnam/ britain 11.04.18



don't be high rate

trying to bring calm

really want to congratulate

now buzzing at 6am alarm.

can not normally endure

sky and bbc do dominate

ITV have had a break through and cure

the ear drums rest as no penetrate.

welcome back to the king

not stopping is the pelvis

ITV have just made a casino kerching

come on give me a aha-ha like elvis.

a sence of control

no longer in a dark alleyway

just need to go on a assistant patrol

none are good enough including garraway.

bring back your message board

online is key to your feed

we will tell you hates and applaud

stop seeing ratings drop is my planting seed.

thank you good morning britain

eamonn holmes and GMB need to permanently borrow

to prove i was watching for certain

the mustache was no mercury but poirot.

 

[User32269]

Looking forward to your poem about Jeremy Hunt.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Looking forward to your poem about Jeremy Hunt.

It'll be a short one I think.

 

[User32269]

It'll be a short one I think.

Haiku?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Haiku?

Gesundheit!

 

[poemcycle]

Looking forward to your poem about Jeremy Hunt.

what could possible rhyme with hunt ? ps how did u no I done one on hunt ? are you a secret lemonade drinker ? enjoy yesterdays news from my inspiration.

kardashian shame facebook pictures leaked and exposed 12.04.18
　
not the sharpest tool
brain cells on the ration
metro april 11 not the 1st and a fool
i take it minted is kardashian.
emily lock has taste
£50 000 just on clothes
suckerberg can not divert the paste
the quilt is overwhelming in file droves.
beautiful is chanel
along with versace
spain paris and miami leaves no time to dwell
top of everything is the kardashian heirarchy.
what possessed the exposure
can you detect arrogant
bringing about your closure
by displaying a lifestyle that's extravagant.
all funded through the drain
causing life to be seedy and sord i
£1600 a week via cocaine
it explains the 33G S4 audi.
mistake was flaunting
now a few years of dark
social media is haunting
who no's in HMP mark might meet mark.
　
https://ibb.co/fPZ1xH

 

[cisamcgu]

I'm not convinced that Eamon Holmes and Karashians count as current affairs.

The was an old man called Assad
Who people thought wasn't too bad
but he just said the words
and gassed all the kurds
now its obvious that he is a cad​

 

[poemcycle]

what about this one - from local news paper and ITN this lunch time ! got to be current affairs worthy ?

immigration row michael braithwaite case - should he stay or go evidence provided in link ? 12.04.18


to fairness i'm a sucker

decency is a mission

no good michael being a ducker

the CNJ and ITN news both gave vision.

we can all see the unjust

a explanation is making me curious

2013 and ms may is causing seams to bust

to add spin i came in 1961 from barbados.

working and grinding

michael was not going to choke

not spectacular but painfully blinding

was the dismissal from no gospel oak.

problems are now psychiatric

was this premeditation with skill

i to have never heard of a card that's biometric

thankfully your desperation reached only a 5am kite hill.

living with constant edge

thinking you are going to be unfairly had

absolutely adore your pledge

backing michael for his love of mum and dad.

michael braithwaite you i salute

sorry on behalf of our immigration

this country is only great because of your contribute

for mental stress our government blame as they got no mitigation.



https://ibb.co/gLavRn this was inspired by reading this news article that is displayed in the pic i uploaded. i would like to make clear that i am a supporter of michael braithwaite and in no way do i mean to be derogatory or disrespectful to him and i would like to shame the powers that have made michael ill with the stress and worry this has caused. shame on them all.

 

[Randomnerd]

May I draw your attention to https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/poetry-in-motion.230419/

 

[Randomnerd]

Gesundheit!

A tissue?

 

[poemcycle]

May I draw your attention to https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/poetry-in-motion.230419/

amazing poetry but going to keep mine separate as its mainly on news. thank for pointing out.

 

[poemcycle]

castration may not cut 13.04.18

not sure if its waffle
always read news with sinister
call girls or a up market brothel
i can link to the minister.
we are talking about offenders
and those deemed criminal
going to supply something to stop all benders
as a risk taker you will enjoy this chemical.
research is addressing
its not yet deep like a lido
not sure if ever it will be suppressing
they need the poetry drug that replaces libido.
whats caused this fry
making a headline grab
its because of the people outcry
eyes open ladies you remember worboys and black cab.
i am volunteering
even if not had no inviting
please don't start the jeering
once my hands are off chopped over is writing.

https://ibb.co/jraie7

 

[glasgowcyclist]

A tissue?

This might be an infinite loop now...

 

[cisamcgu]

castration may not cut 13.04.18

not sure if its waffle
always read news with sinister
...
please don't start the jeering
once my hands are off chopped over is writing.

https://ibb.co/jraie7

Try as I might, I just don't seem to be able to appreciate these poems , it seems to be a sequence of words with little or no connection, sorry

 

[Randomnerd]

This might be an infinite loop now...

Bless you.