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palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
Nodding or waving at other cyclists
 

palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
Bar tape, saddle and tyres to match. Police armed with colour comparison charts to ensure compliance.
 

bicyclos

Part time Anorak
Handlebar airbag that activates when shouting the word F*$K loudly on nearing a collision of other road vehicles:biggrin:
 

Cab

New Member
palinurus said:
Nodding or waving at other cyclists

I'd never get both hands on the handlebars in Cambridge if that were the case ;)
 

palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
Damn. That would be a problem.

One solution: Cycle traffic counts could be carried out and signs posted indicating whether the levels of cycle traffic were sufficiently high that nodding or waving would only be required between cyclists of a similar, easily identifiable, sub-type. That way most people would get a nod (tall bike riders, velomobilists etc. might miss out). Some sort of cycling thug army would be required to dish out beatings to ensure compliance, although that's just my solution- less evil types could perhaps think of a nicer way to go about it.
 

thomas

the tank engine
Davidc said:
Computers so we have to obey speed limits :biggrin:


Unlike with motorists, speed limits are targets for cyclists :angry::wacko:.

I used to enjoy my old commute....fractionally breaking a 40mph speed limit first thing in the morning sent tears of adrenalin to my eyes....shame I had to go back up that hill in the evening.
 

Hover Fly

Lazy so and so
Mudguards of an approved type extending down to one hand (as used in equine measure) height from the road surface.
 
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