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Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Funny that you mention that. To save loo roll I wipe my arriss on the front lawn like the dog does.
Not the un-judgemental un-smug green environmental thread
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Randomnerd
Bimbleur
- Location
- North Yorkshire
Some years back, I ran a forestry outfit whose winter workload involved around 1000 tonnes of firewood to process and deliver. At least once each season we‘d get a disgruntled customer complain that the logs were “too dry”. Over time, our advice didn’t change: “We recommend a hosepipe.”
raleighnut
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- One of the 'Elite'
At the risk of diverting this into a serious thread we have one of the best small stoves on the market, the Franco Belge Montfort Elegance MK11 with the air kit to make it fully DEFRA approved.
We also have a pyrometer on the flue to be able to keep the burn at optimum.
Randomnerd
Bimbleur
- Location
- North Yorkshire
Please DO NOT turn this into a serious thread: @Drago, tell him...At the risk of diverting this into a serious thread we have one of the best small stoves on the market, the Franco Belge Montfort Elegance MK11 with the air kit to make it fully DEFRA approved.
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We also have a pyrometer on the flue to be able to keep the burn at optimum.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
You lot should all know by now - my threads are no place for serious discussion! 
Oh, that's weird...
I was expecting to have my attempts to be more ecological as 'downright bananas' 'misguided' or 'amusing'
Nah, can't see you being amusing ...
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I've been saving more electricity by holding a glass to the wall and listening to my neighbours radio instead of my own.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
I've started to use both sides of dinner plates, to cut down on washing up
Apparently works with loo roll as well.
True story this morning. In Aldi, panic buying with the rest of the world. The guy in front just had a bottle of table salt. I mentioned this and he said "well they've run out of toilet paper". Not sure how he was going to apply the salt, but I wished him well
I wouldn't want to try that the morning after a vindaloo.Apparently works with loo roll as well.
True story this morning. In Aldi, panic buying with the rest of the world. The guy in front just had a bottle of table salt. I mentioned this and he said "well they've run out of toilet paper". Not sure how he was going to apply the salt, but I wished him well
newfhouse
Resolutely on topic
The Roman cleansing method was a sponge on a stick, kept in salt water until required. The expression “getting hold of the wrong end of the stick” derives from this, apparently.Apparently works with loo roll as well.
True story this morning. In Aldi, panic buying with the rest of the world. The guy in front just had a bottle of table salt. I mentioned this and he said "well they've run out of toilet paper". Not sure how he was going to apply the salt, but I wished him well
CanucksTraveller
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
- Location
- Hertfordshire
Apparently works with loo roll as well.
True story this morning. In Aldi, panic buying with the rest of the world. The guy in front just had a bottle of table salt. I mentioned this and he said "well they've run out of toilet paper". Not sure how he was going to apply the salt, but I wished him well
Tell him to rub malt vinegar on his ricker as well, It'll combine to leave it with the tantalising aroma of a chippy tea.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Save on loo roll by doing a handstand in the shower !
