Odd factoids

[Ming the Merciless]

Jaguar Land Rover is owned by the worlds leading hand grenade manufacturer.

The USA's technologically advanced army has been running in to difficulties recently where their infantry have forgotten the four digit pin codes for their hand grenades.

 

[raleighnut]

The USA's technologically advanced army has been running in to difficulties recently where their infantry have forgotten the four digit pin codes for their hand grenades.

Let's face it the average GRUNT can barely tie their shoelaces.

 

[Dave7]

The USA's technologically advanced army has been running in to difficulties recently where their infantry have forgotten the four digit pin codes for their hand grenades.

This has led to a massive increase in use of the phrase 'oh sh*t'

 

[Drago]

Let's face it the average GRUNT can barely tie their shoelaces.

Their Momma gave them velcro fastening boots.

 

[raleighnut]

Their Momma gave them velcro fastening boots.

I was expecting someone to post "That's why they all wanna die with their boots on"

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Their Momma gave them velcro fastening boots.

Velcro comes from the French for Velvet Crotch.

 

[david k]

David is a lizard who has learnt English and how to join Cyclechat.

Which explains my agonisingly slow strava data

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Which explains my agonisingly slow strava data

and why you get quicker in the warmer months...

 

[raleighnut]

Their Momma gave them velcro fastening boots.

There are 'training videos',

View: https://youtu.be/tRW-zK8vI9E

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Hornswoggle means to hoax or bamboozle. Hornswoggle is the original name for April Fool Jokes but it was dumbed down as many people were bamboozled by it.

 

[classic33]

Hornswoggle
"Get the better of someone by cheating or deception."

 

[Drago]

Deception was invented by the French in 1942, when they promised to all work jolly hard and eat sensibly.

 

[Drago]

France was invented in 1972 by a group of Beligians, who were thrown out kf their native land for being too lazy, which really takes some doing.

 

[classic33]

Belgians invented French fries, and you can find fries at no more than 5 minutes driving distance from pretty much anywhere in the country.

 

[bruce1530]

Beligia was the old name for Belgium. It changed its name in 1972, shortly after France was formed by a group of Beligians.