Odd factoids

[Drago]

Lois Lane is non binary. Today she is known as Larry. This has left Superman feeling very confused as to whether he is gay, straight, or what. This played into Lex Luthor's hands when out on a date and he slipped some Kryptonite into superman's sherry.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Superman is a lumberjack and he’s ok.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

The average person spends 6 months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green. It's part of the reason cyclists live longer, as we don't let ourselves be dictated to by an electric lamp.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Red lights were invented in 1451 to give Daily Heil readers something to froth about. The letters page soon soon filled up with complaints about Knights on horses jumping Red rights.

 

[PeteXXX]

Red Rum actually disappeared into another dimension whilst riding, drunk, through red traffic lights..

 

[Drago]

Red Rum was actjuslly a rather rum chap. Never paid gambljng debts, and at the time of his disappearance owed several hundred guineas to his tailor.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Red rum was an undercover Zebra tasked with uncovering corruption in the Jockey Club. When her cover was blown she went into hiding and is believed to be living on an island off the coast of Norway.

 

[Andy_R]

Sir Isaac Newton had an Italian contemporary at the end of the 17th century, by the name of Melache Cade. His work on gravity was overlooked by many until the penne dropped...

 

[Threevok]

Sir Isaac Newton was the first client of Injury Lawyers 4U

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sir Isaac Newton invented the Apple computer. He got into a competing war with Einstein who invented the Quantum computer. Thungs did however settle down in the 17th century.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Heisenberg was an ice berg but no one is certain where it was seen or how fast it was going.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Heisenberg was an ice berg but no one is certain where it was seen or how fast it was going.

But the cat on it was definitely dead as there were no mice.

 

[Drago]

The Cat o' Nine Tails was originally made from 9 dead cats tied together.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Newton’s balls was an unfortunate side effect when he invented the atom bomb. They were left in perpetual motion.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The three most powerful explosive technologies were named Tom, Dick and Harry.

Whilst we do have a Tom bomb, thankfully we don't yet have a Dick bomb, and the Harry bomb appears miles off.