Odd factoids

[bruce1530]

Harold Bishop was so called because he always moved diagonally.

 

[Drago]

Madge Bishop was played by Midge Ure. Indeed, it is a little known fact that Midge Ure is a real midge and was hospitalised in 1823 when he was swatted with a rolled up newspaper.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Joshua the Rabbi realised their true identity and became Jessica Rabbit.

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm led to believe it was actually Joshua the rabbi who gave Jessica her rabbit..

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Jessica Rabbit has a feel good vibe

 

[Drago]

Jessica Rabbit had no pubic hare.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Hartley Hare is a very private individual

 

[Drago]

Hartley Hare is the illegitimate love child of J R Hartley and Burke and Hare.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Famed Scots poet Rabbi Burns was the first to catch a wild haggis

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Drago]

Crocociles were selectively bred from cows by Laiser Willhelm in 1971 in order to povide hard wearing material for Lederhosen.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Muhammad Ali was in fact an alligator who learnt to box.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Crocodile tears cost a fortune as not many harvesters survive the process. It requires a quick kick in the googlies to bring on the tears......... Don't try this at home children

 

[PeteXXX]

Tears for souvenirs, sang Ken Dodd, as he laughed in the face of HMRC

 

[Drago]

Ken Dodd invented the mattress. The first ones were massively expensive as they were stuffed with rolls of banknotes instead of springs, and the idea never caught on. Dodd was still sleeping on the prototype when he was atrested in error for tax dodging,