Odd factoids

[PeteXXX]

His brother, Pewter, was a mug!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

And his cousin a tankard, was a drunk, filling himself up with beer most days.

 

[Drago]

Oil tankers were otognally milk tankers with the tyres over inflated so they woukd float.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oil tankers use butter made from the left over old milk as environmentally friendly lubrication to squeeze through the Suez canal.

 

[Drago]

Butter starts life as the cheest bits between Eric Pickles toes.

 

[PeteXXX]

Eric Pickles ♥ Richard Branston.... True

 

[Tribansman]

Eric Pickles bathes in malt vinegar.
Richard Branson bathes in his own 'branston pickle' as he's so far up his own arse.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Branson Pickles is the result of a night of debauchery between Richard Branson and Eric Pickles.

 

[Seevio]

Branson Pickles is the result of a night of debauchery between Richard Branson and Eric Pickles.

Can you delete this post? I can't un-picture it but there may still be time to save others...

 

[Drago]

In the early days of the internet, mods were mistakenly given the power to delege fence posts. Within 3 weeksmof the founding of cyclechat there was barely a bundary in the land left standing.

On a completely unrelated note, thats the same week that Shaun's fence repair company floated on the stock exchange.

 

[Tribansman]

In the early days of the internet, mods were mistakenly given the power to delege fence posts. Within 3 weeksmof the founding of cyclechat there was barely a bundary in the land left standing.

On a completely unrelated note, thats the same week that Shaun's fence repair company floated on the stock exchange.

They were also given the power to delete random vowels and replace or insert errant consonants - Carl Voldermans was an early trendsetter

 

[Drago]

Carol Vordeman, the pleasant but plastically enhanced mathematician, is the mother of Barbie. All the plastic in Ms Vordermans body meant Barbie was born made from solid plastic.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Carol Vorderman is the mother of Voldemort. The most evil wizard spreading the destruction of 2 + 2 = 5.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Carol Vorderman's brother was named Carl Vorderwoman

 

[PeteXXX]

Vordawoman has been less of a superhero since the telephone boxes started to disappear, hence, nowhere to change!