Odd Things That Have Happened To You

[Oldbloke]

When I crossed that invisible line into middle age, I started liking Terry Wogan.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I think there is a requirement for more information here.

The rumours about his death were greatly exaggerated??

A very fat bloke keeled over at a concert in Salisbury Cathedral and my sister and BIL, both ICU nurses, jumped on him and tried to revive him but he died, which earned them a round of applause from the congregation. Obviously the applause was for their efforts, not for him dying.

Maybe they all hated him?

I think theres a lot of the Terry Pratchett about you

There is certainly a lot of something about Classic, yeah.......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Strangest thing that has happened to me? I would really have to think about it

 

[Crackle]

This is just an MDB and Classic thread innit. No one is gonna top them, I'm just waiting to see if mdb can do better than classic.

 

[Markymark]

Can't quite put my finger on it. The milkman has taken to knocking on the door with a huge grin, then running a mile when I open the door. Our gardener seems to be coming around 2-3 times a week when I'm at work yet the garden seems no different to me.

Then there's the odd things like weird noise from the wardrobe when I came home early from work one day. My wife sent me to the shed and when I came back the noises had gone

The weirdness is not affecting my wife as she seems really happy yet worn out all of the time.

Just can't work it out....

 

[tyred]

I almost set fire to my own trousers whilst wearing them. Seriously.

At school, I put a PP3 9V battery in my pocket which I needed for a metalwork project I had been working on. I was sitting in a classroom with the sun shining in the window on me and I could feel the heat on my leg and thought that sun is really warm. Then I could smell burning. And see smoke coming from my trouser pocket. A coin that was in my pocket had shorted across the battery terminals.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I post perfectly sensible and understandable messages...... And yet, everyone says I write gibberish and haven't made sense in years!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yeah, evidence please!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry but you'll have to explain yourself.....I can't understand what you are saying

What did you say?

 

[Crackle]

Can't quite put my finger on it. The milkman has taken to knocking on the door with a huge grin, then running a mile when I open the door. Our gardener seems to be coming around 2-3 times a week when I'm at work yet the garden seems no different to me.

Then there's the odd things like weird noise from the wardrobe when I came home early from work one day. My wife sent me to the shed and when I came back the noises had gone

The weirdness is not affecting my wife as she seems really happy yet worn out all of the time.

Just can't work it out....

Especially as you get your milk from the supermarket.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I wanted to know if you've given up shooting and taken the april cycling pledge.

No, I'll do the pledge in May, and no, other than Cindy taking a shoot in the garden, there isn't much to say about the former.

I see you are deviously rearranging my messages though.

 

[tyred]

I post perfectly sensible and understandable messages...... And yet, everyone says I write gibberish and haven't made sense in years!

Just answer these simple questions:

1. Do you wear your underpants on your head?
2. Do you store your pencils in your nose?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Just answer these simple questions:

1. Do you wear your underpants on your head?
2. Do you store your pencils in your nose?

No and no.


Cue *someone* rearranging that to 'Yes and yes'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I felt they made more sense that way

Hardy har har har!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Besides, have you read my other thread about typos??