Ode To Serena Williams

[Fnaar]

Serena, Serena
There ain't no-one meaner
At wielding a bat in the tennis.

If you'd like to get naughty
You win, straight love-forty
And rejoice that my name isn't Dennis.

Was going to write one to Venus too, but I can't think of a rhyme.

 

[stephec]

How about -

What a fine pair
And by pair I mean us.

 

[Drago]

She scares me. I'd rather submit to the sexy vice If Carol Vorderman.

Vorders, Vorders,
Let me cross your borders,
I'll submit to your orders,
Please don't repel this boarder.

 

[Beebo]

My uncle used to be an official driver at Wimbledon, and said that the two sisters were quite nice, but their mother was the rudest person he'd ever met.

 

[Beebo]

Oh Steffi Graf,
It would be a laugh
If you had a bath,
with me.

 

[John the Monkey]

It's no "Miss Joan Hunter Dunn", but a good effort nonetheless

 

[Dayvo]

Betty Stove
I can't get over
how plain you are to see

Your serve is ace
but your face
is a double fault

So Betty Stove
I'm afraid it's over
Game set and match to me

Sorry to plain tennis players everywhere, esp. in Holland.

 

[Fnaar]

Sharapova, Sharapova
Our relationship's over
Before it was due to be started.

You served me some aces
But the olfactory trace is
The fact that in fear, well, I farted.

 

[Ganymede]

Clive James has a published poem entitled "Bring me the sweat of Gabriela Sabatini"

Starts:

Bring me the sweat of Gabriela Sabatini
For I know it tastes as pure as Malvern water,
Though laced with bright bubbles like the aqua minerale
That melted the kidney stones of Michelangelo
As sunlight the snow in spring.

Continues here:http://www.clivejames.com/poetry/bookenemy/gabriela

 

[Ganymede]

Was going to write one to Venus too, but I can't think of a rhyme.

I'd like to write one about Boris Becker...

 

[Beebo]

Evonne Goolagong,
I've loved you so long,
Would it be wrong,
To sing you a love song,
whilst we play ping pong?

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 3268021, member: 259"]The young Boris Becker
Was a talented fecker...[/QUOTE]
But unfortunately
He couldn't control his pecker

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 3268021, member: 259"]The young Boris Becker
Was a talented fecker...[/QUOTE]

He starred in the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, didn't he?

Bet he wished he never came out the closet.
Bet he wished he never went in!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'd like to write one about Djokovic

 

[Brandane]

Chris Evert was my object of lust in the 70s, but I can't think of much that rhymes with Evert. A picture paints a thousand words: