Ode To Serena Williams

[Fnaar]

Sue Barker, Sue Barker
er... that's it, really.

 

[Dayvo]

Sue Barker Sue Barker
I'm a nosy parker
But I'd really like to fark ya

But you were with Cliff
and had a riff
and know it's just getting darker

 

[Fnaar]

Chris Evert was my object of lust in the 70s, but I can't think of much that rhymes with Evert!

Chrissy, oh Chrissy!
You hot little missy!
I remember your serve way back when!

I watched you with glee
As you won sets 6-3
And then...er... I went to the bathroom.

 

[Beebo]

With some help from @User259 and @Fnaar

There was a young guy named Becker
Who couldnt control his pecker
He showed it to Venus
who said "My what a Penis
You're such a talented fecker!"

 

[Dayvo]

Chris Evert certainly helped me to improve my backhand in the 70s.

 

[Beebo]

Chris Evert certainly helped me to improve my backhand in the 70s.

what about your overhead lob?

 

[Dayvo]

what about your overhead lob?

Yep, I've got all the strokes.

 

[Luddite Joe]

Although I'm no lothario
Arantxa Sanchez Vicario
Often used to give me secret pleasure

Her backhand volley
Would drive me off my trolley
Resulting in an unforced error.

 

[Ganymede]

I'm larffing a lot. What a bunch of rhyming reprobates.

My grandsons have a whole song about Novak Djockovic but it's based on their mispronunciation of his name, and luckily "Djockleback" rhymes with "stickleback". Or it does if you're five.

 

[Over The Hill]

Gabriella Sabatini
How can I forget you?

Your shorts so teeny
and your shirt wet and see through.

 

[Markymark]

James Blunt
You are a c...

 

[Fnaar]

Gabriella Sabatini
How can I forget you?

Your shorts so teeny
and your shirt wet and see through.

Gabriella, Gabriella
I'm an ordinary fella
But ...grrr.... yummm

 

[ayceejay]

Och aye I gie ye Andy Murray,
a lad prone to worry.
He wins and grins like a cat
Looses and sulks like a twat.

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 3268176, member: 259"]I was starting with "D'ye ken Andy Murray" but I got stuck - well done![/QUOTE]
D'ye ken Andy Murray?
Wi a feis leik a curry
Gi'en oot at a wedding in Dumfries?

Is it true he is foreign?
Wi' his racquet up his sporran?
And a future gie'ing tennis class in Leith?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm larffing a lot. What a bunch of rhyming reprobates.

My grandsons have a whole song about Novak Djockovic but it's based on their mispronunciation of his name, and luckily "Djockleback" rhymes with "stickleback". Or it does if you're five.

Ah now - that's where I've been going wrong