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[totallyfixed]

see? that's why I have dogs instead!!

But you can't get cheese off dogs .

 

[ComedyPilot]

It's 1-0 at halftime.

 

[ColinJ]

Must not eat the chocolate, must not eat the chocolate, must not ...

 

[totallyfixed]

If it takes 2 men a week to walk a fortnight, how much chocolate does it take to tar a river bank?
{back on the painkillers]

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

If it takes 2 men a week to walk a fortnight, how much chocolate does it take to tar a river bank?
{back on the painkillers]

ermmm... three bubble gums and a tin of beans?

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

But you can't get cheese off dogs .

I could try though!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

That was a posted song in a different thread, but I found the lyrics quite appropriate for this one as well:

Here's a llama
There's a llama
and another little llama
Fuzzy Llama
Funny Llama
Llama Llama duck
Llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet, brick, potato, llama
llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama duck
I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail
Did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama duck
Half a llama
Twice a llama
not a llama
farmer llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama duck
Is it how its told now
is it oh so old
is it made of lemon juice
doorknob, ankle, cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
and become a duck

 

[ComedyPilot]

Yeah, I think the forum was down with server issues, but it seems ok now.