Off'ed by a child

[gazzaputt]

Few years back I hit a paperboy who just rode into the road in front of me. Hit him at about 28mph (limit was 50 mph on the road). I now know how it feels to be able to fly unaided!!

He a broken arm. Me broken ribs, deep lacerations to all knuckles, deep cuts to elbows and knees, sore head but helmet saved a worse injury, pulled muscles it seemed in every part of my body.

The lad asked me not to tell his mum that he was in the road LOL!!!

 

[spindrift]

Rhodesian Ridgebacks are used to hunt lions. me and my ex met a bloke with one on Hampstead Heath. "Where are Rhodesian Ridgebacks from"? she asked. We never did get married.

 

[Maz]

Rhodesian Ridgeback...type of bike, isn't it?

 

[BentMikey]

"Are used" to hunt lions?

 

[Crackle]

I did that, only to a Rhodesian Ridgeback. I also came off worst, the dog just stood there, blinking at me in a kind of "what was that?" way.

Yeah! You don't take them for a walk. They deign to go with you.

 

[bonj2]

I did that, only to a Rhodesian Ridgeback. I also came off worst, the dog just stood there, blinking at me in a kind of "what was that?" way.

Once when i was doing my paper round when i was about 14 i was cycling along and a dog ran out straight into the road, he missed my front wheel but got run over by my back wheel.

 

[Johnny Thin]

If you're going downhill alongside one of those BMX kids riding on the pavement, give 'em a wide berth as they always veer out onto the road at random!