Office Fun

[Arch]

The Boss is up on his elevated mezzanine, working away. Or possibly not I can't see his screen.

I am down below, as befits my assistant status, working away... well, ok, I'm posting but keeping one eye on the mac for the last pdf to work through..

Ah! Here 'tis....

 

[alecstilleyedye]

ooh, arch, never knew you were a mac lady

 

[Saddle bum]

Our best office antic was the "Monkey Climb" where you had to go around the office touching all the walls without touchng the floor. Hilarious.

 

[fossyant]

On my own - have to get the accounts done by close of play Friday, cos I'm off next week.......

 

[stevenb]

My colleagues talk about period pains, shagging, blokes and the only male counter part in my team is a young dude obsessed with his car.

 

[John the Monkey]

At the time of the OP, the others were upgrading a database to Oracle 10.2.03, and I was working on an installation of PeopleTools 8.49.08

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

No office, but I'm at my desk. I was studying, then I put my books away, and now I am recieving a blow job.

 

[bonj2]

Did you know there are no dutch elms left in Britain?

 

[Flying_Monkey]

At the time of the OP, the others were upgrading a database to Oracle 10.2.03, and I was working on an installation of PeopleTools 8.49.08

I am never going to complain about my work being boring again...

 

[Aperitif]

John and Jacomus are into people tools then - what a coincidence!

 

[yenrod]

John and Jacomus are into people tools then - what a coincidence!

Managers luv using them

 

[Maverick Goose]

Come on, rest of list please!

Yes come on-how can you leave us hanging on like this?

How about "we need men like you on the Russian Front" or "Can you speak Klingon as well?" for starters?

 

[Keith Oates]

Chinese New Year here so no work for a while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I have a pal who works as a H&S advisor for a wind energy company. He pleased me yesterday when he firstly reported to me that during a H&S induction for new starts he was running, he managed to say "f%*k sake" by mistake twice, and then secondly reported that he'd spent all afternoon calling and referring to his desk neighbour as "Babylon 5", his reasoning being that Babylon 5 is shoot, and so is the colleague. The colleague was made aware of his reasoning.

 

[John the Monkey]

... his reasoning being that Babylon 5 is shoot, and so is the colleague. The colleague was made aware of his reasoning.

Anyone remember the bit in "Spaced" where Simon Pegg's character gets sacked from the comic shop (so he can go back to the one he originally worked in) by saying "Babylon 5's a big pile of poo" to the owner?