Office Fun

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Chuffy, 7 Feb 2008.

  1. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    My dear colleagues are currently playing badminton. In the office...xx(
    What are yours up to?
     
  2. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

    I'm on my own in my office. xx(
     
  3. My work colleague is pointing an infra red thermometer at my tongue! xx(

    (I stuck it out on purpose - it is not 'naturally' hanging out btw)
     
  4. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Exterminate Christmas! Moderator

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Reading magazines, talking on the phone, I'm not sure what my manager is doing (I never am...) and I'm hard at work, obviously!
     
  5. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    we've still got xmas decorations up in the office...is it time they came down?
     
  6. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Someone just approached our block of desks with his finger up his nose.

    The moron is currently smarming about someone not getting one of her jokes, when in fact they did and gave a sarcastic reply, which she in turn didn't get but doesn't know she didn't get it.

    Another is playing a darts simulator.

    I am fighting to stay awake. More coffee needed.
     
  7. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

    Might as well leave them up untill the next one. xx(

    BTW, was it you (Maz) who I saw (Filmed) this AM cycling out of Anstey?
     
  8. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    Anstey? That's somewhere nr Coventry, right? No. Not me.
     
  9. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    In my old job we had a fella who was a trekkie. He would go up to people at random and try and fire up a conversation by saying something in Klingon. The hapless victim normally said "Sorry?". Then he'd repeat it, and then say "It's the Klingon language. From Star Trek?"
    "Oh...right."
    Then he'd go jabbering on for about half an hour about this episode and that.
    If it was a mate who was caught up, one of us would dial his tel extn and keep him on the line until said Trekkie left to look for another victim.

    Those were the days...
     
  10. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

    Anstey = Just out-side of Leicester. (North East of)
     
  11. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    Shows how crp my geography is.
    Nah. I'm in SW Leicester.
     
  12. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Veteran

    Location:
    Essex
    I've just been given a list of forty things you'd love to say out loud at work, but daren't. So I'm trying to work these into future conversations with colleagues without getting fired. I have discharged no. 9 which is

    "It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying."

    I'm not looking forward to number 14:-

    "I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth".
     
  13. OP
    OP
    Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Come on, rest of list please!
     
  14. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    I'm on my tod, updating a running route on a website filling in an appraisal form. xx(
     
  15. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    i've been off today, did a nice little 38km ride at average speed of 27kph. then a nice coffee with mrs alecetc at café nero.
     
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